The next day came forth as Silver, Aqua, and Kazuma all reached the quest board and after looking through various options, they picked what seems to be a easy one:
KILL QUEST: DEFEAT 5 GIANT TOADS IN 3 DAYS
Bonus: ???
Kazuma: That shouldn't be to hard
(Grassland)
Kazuma can be seen, holding a short sword running away and getting chased by a giant green toad.
Kazuma: AAAAAAH! Save me you two! Save-*dodges the toads pounce* Woah!
All the while, Silver and Aqua are watching the scene as the blue haired goddess laughed while hugging her chest.
Aqua:*laughs hard* Oh man, this is hysterical! Kazuma's face is red and he has tears in his eyes
Silver: Is there any reason why me and you are just standing here
Kazuma:*still running* Damn it..if I get out of this, I'll kill her
A trio of toads can be seen standing on the ground.
Silver:*monologue* Giant Toads. 10 times bigger than average bull frog back home and their cold blooded and if I can use the Shurikens of Ice and use Sword of Fire and I heard people said that Toad meat taste a little tough..but light and refreshing. A delicacy in my opinion
Aqua:*shouts* KAZUMA! IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT ME TO SAVE YOU, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL ME "LADY AQUA!"
Kazuma:*shouts, while still running* LADY AQUA!
Silver:*feels something glowing around his neck* Huh?
While Aqua was braiding on how Kazuma should worship her godly statue, she didn't take notice that the toad that was chasing Kazuma turned its attention to Silver and the goddess. It hopped to their location and landed in front of them, also the force pushed Silver a few meters.
Silver:*tumbles on the grass* OUCH!*sees toad in front of Aqua* Uhh... Aqua??
Aqua:*doesn't listen with eyes closed, not realizing the danger* Further more, you shall join the Axis Region, where you have to pray to me three times a day. If I ever want something off on your plate, you must-
The Toad then cut her off by clamping it's mouth shut on the Goddess.
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It raised it's head up, swallowing her slowly. Silver and Kazuma saw this and immediately sprang into action.
Silver and Kazuma: AQUA!
Kazuma: DON'T GET EATEN!!
(Timeskip by Silver using psychokinesis to keep Aqua from getting her booze)
KONOSUBA!
The Toad was slain, as they got aqua out of it's mouth. She was freed, but was covered in slimy smelly toad saliva.
