spinach

chonce 3

<this is longer than my average 58 second chapters because i'm a writer or whateva 🙄>

we pulled up to the mansion they lived in. it was as big as buckingham palace and the flags were waving. i peered to have a closer look at what was on the flags. harry? wearing a hat? was it? a pilgrim harry flag waved high above the house. it stood, flapping in the wind proudly.

the hallway was pretty standard, just walls and floor. we walked into the kitchen where a burning smell came from the oven...
'oh god no! my chicken wrapped in parma ham stuffed with mozzarella is burning' louis shouted as he ran over to the oven. he pulled out a small black charcoaled peice of chicken.

as we went upstairs, liams room was the first i was shown. dinosaur bedsheets, dinosaur wallpaper, a dinosaur rug, dinosaur pictures, dinosaur figures all over the floor. wow this man must really love dinosaurs.

next was harry's room. his bed frame was made out baguettes and his bedspread was dough. his lampshade was a croissant and his wardrobe was a flatbread. i expected nothing less from harry- i'd already been told three times in the car that he used to work in a bakery.

next along was zayns room. i walked in to see a normal room. finally, someone in this house was actually sane. as i scanned the room i laid my eyes on a doorway to the side of the room.
'what's through there?' i asked
'oh it's so cool let me show you' zayn said
we entered the room as a bright neon light blinded me from the other side of room. 'dj maliks crib' it said in fluorescent green neon lettering. i take back everything that i said about him being normal. a full dj set and neon light room. not normal.

so the second to last room was nialls. i didn't think we could get any worse but how i was wrong. nialls room was dedicated to himself. niall posters plastered the walls. niall candles covered the night stand. niall cutouts. self love ig? everywhere i looked niall was staring back.

before i entered the last room the boys told me it was just a spare room. they said it's usually where james corden sleeps when he stays. the room was a shrine. a full one direction shrine. cutouts of all the boys stood at one side of room, posters and magazines were stuck to every corner of the room. 'uh yeah james likes to decorate to make himself feel at home' liam said. i got out of there as quick as possible. if i was going to live with them i did not need to be stood in a room covered in them.

oh just a quick question- 'where does louis sleep?' i asked.
'oh i just sleep in harry's wardrobe' he said
'yeah it's perfect size for him' harry added.

'and uh- where will i sleep' i asked.
'oh you can just sleep in james' room' niall said. great. this was gonna be a long night.

<if anyone has ideas for this please give me them pahaha>