spinach

chonce 5

<leila helped with this so creds to her. and andrea you will get your niall smut don't worry girl>

<also this is the next morning i couldn't be bothered to write the night soz yall>

*play commitment issues by central cee*
i woke up to what felt like ear porn. my ears were filled with mad tunes as i came to realise it was james' alarm. his music taste was esquisite but i already knew it would be good as iv listened to his soundcloud for years.
'iv got commitment issues, but i'm tryna fix that for you' the bars filled my ears and i just lay on the bed, embracing the song before i got up for the day.

as i rolled over i saw nialls cardboard cutout standing staring right at me. in a state of shock, i spontainiously started barking. many people have the fight or flight reflex but no not me, i have the spark or bark. howls and growls escaped my mouth in a mere attempt to assert my dominance.

as i began to compose myself, harry comes in on all fours with bunches in his hair. ovbiously he mistook me for a dog and was trying to make me feel at home. when he realised it was me and not a crazy hound, he quickly stood up and apologised.
i made sure to let him know of my spark or bark reflex for future reference.
harry replied and told me that he and niall, too, have that spark or bark reflex

it was at this moment i knew i had found my soulmates

<in true julez style i'm gonna double update so give me a few mins to write the next chapter>