<i skipped chonce four because #cancelnumberfour>
harry eventually left my room to let me get ready i peace. i decide today i will wear my galaxy leggings and alien top. hell yeah i look sexy niall won't be able to resist.
i go downstairs to find harru buttering his toast with the grease from his hair. i asked the boys what they were doing today.
harry said his boyfriend, obama was coming over and they wanted some alone time so we couldn't be in the house. i was fine with this as niall then said i could go with him to play golf.
zayn and louis had a pole dancing lesson at half one with james so they'd be out the house and
when i asked liam what he was doing he replied- 'imsorryyourgrandmapassedawayyeahiacyuallyamyeahbutthethingisnoonecanforcemetobeyouefriendhadikanoonecanforcemetobemateswithyou'
god he's such a virgo 🤪🤪🤪<yeah this book is going to shit i may not keep going depends if leila gets good ideas>
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Fanfictioni'm gonna write the most satire one direction story ever. expect chaos <3