🅱️inata 🅱️ouyou let's out a sigh and stares longingly at the strawberry milk packet that is sitting on the desk in front of him, his elbow resting on the desk with his cheek on his palm. He has been sighing for quite some time now and baby girl Yachi is starting to get worried for her friend.
"Woof! Hinata? What's wrong?" Yachi barks, startling poor Hinata into smacking his strawberry milk across the room and into some random student's butthole.
Yachi isn't concerned about Hinata's outbursts anymore, considering he's always having one at least twice every day. Poor dude is probably having a meltdown on the inside.
"Ah, nothing's wrong, Yachi. Just having some thoughts about Kageyama." Hinata says as he pulls out a plastic bag full of penis candies and opens it to take a piece to eat.
Yachi stares down at the bag of penis candies and accidentally does the fuckboy face, Hinata giving her a weirded out look and shoves a penis candy into her mouth.
Someone in the room lets out the fattest fart which awakens her from her fuckboy face and she goes back to being concerned about Hinata-the-little-son-of-a-bitch-who-can't-do-shit-without-needed-to-go-shit-in-a-bathroom and rests a hand on his this is digging into the penis candy bag.
"You know you can talk to me, bestie. I'm here to listen." Yachi says, giving her best friend a comforting smile.
Hinata gives her a smile of his own, nodding along to what she said, "Yeah, I keeping forget we're 4lifers now."
Yachi lets out a giggle and gives him a knowing look, "I'm assuming you're little internal meltdown is about big daddy Kageyama, huh?"
Someone behind Hinata twerks so hard the desk breaks in half and Hinata blushes.
"You're very smart, Yachi." He says and he stands up and throws her out the window, watching her fly into the sunset even though it's the early afternoon.
Just then, Kageyama, in all his buff glory, comes into the classroom dripping with so much swag, the teacher put on her clout glasses and breaks the blackboard with her ass and leaves.
Hinata feels his blush intensifies and lets out the sussiest baka moan that Kageyama starts to worry if he's moaning in pleasure or pain.
Nishifishie walks in and asks, "He hurts you, doesn't he." And Hinata *starts crying*.
Hinata then says, "Just kidding." And runs at full speed into daddy Kageyama's delicious pecs and hugs him tight.
Kageyama pats the top of his orange peel head and takes a sniff.
"Mm, smells like your pubic hair." Kageyama says and Hinata gawks.
"Don't say stuff like that when there's other people around!" Hinata stomps his foot which sends him flying into the ceiling and Kageyama just stares at him as his head is stuck in it now.
Kageyama starts to climb onto Hinata and sticks his head through the ceiling to join his beloved.
They just hang there because they're sussy bakas and they're 4lifers and because love is love.
The teacher walks back in and starts to sing, "BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiDDDEEEE-" and the class erupts into cacophony and everyone is gay, not straight, not hetero, and just plain homo.
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{A/N}: It's like, 3 in the morning over here and I'm just bored so I wrote this. Enjoy my sussy bakas~
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The Daily Life of Kageyama Tobio (featuring Hinata Shouyou!) (Crack fic)
Fanfiction"Hello... Um... I'm Kageyama Tobio... And Uh..." *Whispers* "Hinata, I don't know what to say next!" *Whispering back* "Just say what you're going to do!" "Uh... And I'm going to... Talk about my life? I don't know, Boke here wants to do these daily...
