𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝒽ℯ𝒶𝒹 ⚤︎✯

𝑷𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆

As soon as Laxus threw rock and Erza threw scissors, Fairy Tail team A's hearts dropped. Even Lucy's - because she could see the devious look in his eye. Team B whooped and cheered, and Juvia eyed Gray with a creepy perverted look on her face.

"Oh no." Is all Gray said, his face white.

In the meantime, Lucy shuddered. She had no idea how this was going to go - she and Laxus had just started their "friends with benefits" arrangement a couple days ago. She swallowed thickly, eyes wide, as she caught him eyeing her hungrily. His eye caught sight of the white faced Erza and quickly straightened his back and averted his eyes. Shit. He remembered the whole "keep it a secret" thing... She's going to have to go through whatever weird ass, un-sexy punishment everyone else will be. She bit her lip and tried to hide her blush.

Team B chatted softly amongst themselves for a moment until Laxus pulls out an old-looking map. He grinned wickedly. "This is a map of a place called the 'gates of hell'. I want you guys to bring me a magic stone from there," he said simply, his smirk betraying the level of difficulty. "Except for Elfman, he stays," he tacked on. Elfman pointed at himself uncertainly.

"Uh, me? Why?" he asked hesitantly. Laxus smirked and jabbed a thumb towards his back.

"You get to rub my back," he grinned. Elfman's face dropped and he huffed in indignance.

"Dammit..." he grumbled. Lucy glared at Laxus. That totally would've worked as a way out, and no one would even be suspicious.

"Asshole," she grumbled under her breath, making Laxus smirk wider.

"Careful everyone, take care not to get lost," Erza called over her shoulder, seemingly unbothered by the fact she was wading through a swamp in a bikini. Lucy groaned from near the back, wiping at her forehead. In front of her, Happy paddled desperately, trying to keep himself afloat. She briefly considered picking him up, but it was so fucking hot in this swamp, just the thought of Happy's fur touching her made her feel like having a heat stroke.

"Something's down there!" Happy shrieked, flying up into the air frantically. Lucy just watched the cat. Why wasn't he already flying? She squeaked at the feeling of something brushing past her legs and she looked down only to fly into a panic. There were leeches latched onto her all over.

"KYAAA!" She wailed, flopping around desperately. The boys and Wendy (Who was sitting on Natsu's shoulders) turned to look at the commotion. Happy gripped Natsu's arm. "LEECHES! GET THEM OFF!" she flailed around.

"They're everywhere. It's kind of erotic," Happy whispered calmly. Natsu and Gray just stood watching the scene. Lucy squawked.

"GET THEM OFF!" She kept on screaming, accidentally pulling off extremely suggestive pin up poses that made the guys' faces go red.

"I suppose I should help, since no one else is," Natsu muses. Gray shrugs non-committedly. Slowly, Natsu took his time approaching Lucy and burning off the leeches with his fire. Finally, the last of them fell off and Lucy heaved a sigh of relief.

"Thanks, Natsu. You could've done that a bit faster though," she muttered. There was a sound behind her and everyone slowly turned to look.

A leech the size of a person burst from the water's tepid surface and to Lucy's horror, lunged at her chest and latched on between her breasts. Her eyes blow up and shudders rack her body. The obscene suckling feeling of the creature's slimy mouth had Lucy flailing and screeching like a banshee again, whipping the long leech back and forth.