Renji x Rukia (Ended)

Chapter 4

Renji POV

"I can't believe those guys. Accusing me of trying to seduce you in the middle of class."

"That was just as embarrassing for me as it was for you."

"I know just it makes me mad."

We were walking to Kisuke's when we ran into Uryu.

"Oh hi Rukia, Renji."

"Hey Uryu."

"So Renji I heard you were trying to seduce Rukia."

I punched him in the face. He fell over on his back.

"Hey what was that for!?" Rukia yelled.

"I've had enough of it for one day. Hey Uryu, you still alive?"

" Uh huh."

He only twitched from the ground.

"Ah he'll be alright. Let's go."

I started walking as Rukia caught up. Once we got to the Urahara Shop it was about sun set. We went in.

"Hey Kisuke we're back!"

"Aw my 2 favorite soul reapers. How was the new day at school?"

" It was okay." Rukia answered.

" It was crap."

"Hey Renji." Rukia elbowed my side.

"Yeah what?"

"You should tell him about the seduction."

" Don't start." I pointed at her and walked off to our room.

Rukia POV

"Sorry he's in a bad mood."

"Its quite alright. I'm in kind of a good mood myself."

" Why is that?"

"Oh nothing of your concern."

" Okay if you say so. (Yawn) I might head to bed."

"Alright tell Renji I said goodnight."

"I will."

I walked to the room to see him laying in a T-shirt on his mat. Hmm... he seems so down. I need to cheer him up. Oh I know! If he doesn't react to this then he's not Renji! I went over to my mat and put my school pack down. In my bag I pulled out a stuffed Chappy. I hugged it then crawled over to Renji while taking my shoes off so I wouldn't make noise. I got really close to his back then I jumped on him.

"Ga! Rukia what are you..."

"Give Chappy a kiss!"

I started shoving Chappy into his face while telling him to kiss it with a playful voice.

"Rukia!"

"What you haven't kissed Chappy yet."

"I don't wanna!"

" Please."

" No!"

"Come on. Its supposed to bring you good luck."

" No!"

"Come on!"

I jumped even more on him. I guess he leaned back because I went farther than expected and my boobs landed right on his face.

"Rukia get off me!"

"Sorry I didn't mean to! It wouldn't have happened if you had just kissed Chappy!"

"If I kiss Chappy will you leave me alone!?"

"Yes."

"Okay give me the stupid rabbit."

" 1 she's a bunny. 2 she's not stupid."

" Fine give me the intelligent bunny."

" What's the magic word?"

"You're making it more difficult than it has to be."

" What's the magic word?!"

"Please."

"Okay."

I gave him Chappy. He looked at it for a second then he kissed it.

"There happy?"

"Yep. Its bound to give you good luck. I've kissed it plenty of times and gotten good luck."

" Wait you mean you've kissed it too?"

"Yeah why?"

"So I just kissed a rabbit that you put your mouth all over? And how old are you?"

"Bunny! And yes I'm 153 years old." I said proudly.

"Oh well there's the reason I'm so much more mature than you are."

"Are you calling me immature?"

"Yes of course."

" Well how old are you Mr. Mature?"

"If I remember correctly..."

He has to think about it?

"I'm about 163 years old."

Oh he's just an idiot its not the age.

"So only 10 years older. Well I guess that makes sense. Wait no I'm not immature! If anything you're immature!"

"Hey you 2! Go to bed!"

We heard Tesai yell.

"I'm not immature."

"Really? Who's the one who always shakes the other person around yelling, 'Hey are you okay! Are you hurt!' when they return from a mission."

"Yeah well I'm just concerned about yo... them. And what about you and Chappy?"

"Chappy is an item of choice."

" Oh so you wouldn't mind if I slept with her tonight then would you?"

"No I wouldn't go ahead you think I need her to sleep? Ha don't make me laugh."

"Okay then I'll take her and sleep. Goodnight."

He took Chappy and rolled over.

"Fine goodnight."