Wow.

第四章 (Chapter 4)

I am just full on   m u r d e r i n g   my notification inbox, aren't I? 4 chapters in 3 fucking days?!?! I am impressed with myself! You guys owe me 3 different kinds of cookies for doing all this shit for you, and as you can see, this chapter is dedicated to @Drea_Senpai because this girl/boy/person is BLOWING up my notification inbox with their HILARIOUS comments. Soooo, you're welcome Drea, and please (if you want, of course) tell me if your a she, he, or they.

【C h a p t e r  4】

『T h i r d  P e r s o n' s  P O V』

It was finally lunchtime for the two. Naruto, of course, headed off to Ichiraku's ramen to have lunch, he always goes there, has been since early childhood. 

And Shikamaru, even though it was a drag, he ultimately decided to tell Sakura and Hinata the news about Naruto's new crush, or maybe lifelong crush, he has his suspicions. He leaped from roof to roof, until he got to Sakura's house.

There the Nara was, standing in front of what he afraid would be his death. He'll admit, Sakura is a scary bitch. But every time she tried to slash her anger on him, Neji would give her a stare that could kill her. He, for some reason, didn't know why. 

But his main focus was to tell the girls about the news. 

*knock*

No response.

*knock*

Again, no response. 

Am I gonna have to break this door down, such a drag, Shikamaru thought.

"Coming!" said a female voice, sounding raspy like she was trying to cover up the fact she was crying, but Shikamaru wasn't sure.

*creak*

Sure enough, there stood Sakura, wearing her jinbei(甚平), a.k.a her pajamas. 

Huh, why is she wearing those, it's like 1 in the afternoon? 

"Hey." At the sight of Shikamaru, Sakura rolled her eyes. 

"What do you want, Nara?" She demanded, leaning her body against the door. Damn, rude much?

"Just wanted to stop by, and tell you and Hinata something." He replied, trying not to blow up in her face. He paused. Hinata was nowhere in sight. That's weird. "Speaking of, where is Hinata?" 

The banshee looked behind her. "Hinata, darling, Shikamaru wants to tell us something!" Shikamaru looked disgusted, not because Sakura and Hinata were together, but the fact that they were still together, even after cheating on both of their husbands. He'd think they'd at least stay friends. (A/N: Is that being homophobic? Let me know so I can change it or not.)

"Coming, Sakura dear!" A voice matching Hinata's called from further in the house. 

*thump, thump, thump*

Footsteps could be heard coming towards the door. 

Hinata stood next to Sakura, also wearing her jinbei. Why are they both wea- no, Shikamaru, focus! "Hello, Shikamaru, what would you like to tell us?"

"Well, you see-"

"Has Naruto-Kun and Sasuke-Kun finally come to their senses and will come back to us?" Hinata interrupted him. Shikamaru was beyond confused. Your damn wife or girlfriend is standing right next to you!

To Shikamaru's surprise, Sakura nodded in agreement.

"No, to cut it short, because it's such a drag to tell the whole thing." He started. Sakura and Hinata's eyes dimmed down from excitement. Sakura then rolled her eyes, Shikamaru hasn't changed since childhood, she thought to herself. Hinata couldn't help but giggle.

"Naruto has a crush on your ex-husband, Sakura." 

Emerald and lavender eyes widened in horror, probably disgust from Sakura, and sorrow from Hinata.

"WHAT?!" Sakura yelled. Shikamaru didn't show it, but he knew it was time to skiddle dattle on out of there. Before Sakura could grab him, he ran off, jumping from roof to roof.

All the way back to the Hokage tower. 

In the distance, he could hear Sakura screaming she was gonna kill Naruto for taking someone who probably wasn't even hers in the first place. Hinata's cries could probably be heard to a whole village over. 

Wait until Naruto hears about this bullshit.

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A/N: You're fucking welcome. 4 chapters in the span of only 3 days.

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