Wow.

第17章 (Chapter 17)

I'm getting married. 

I'm getting married.

I'm getting married.

I'm getting married.

I'm getting married.

I'm getting married.

I'm getting married.

That's what both Naruto and Sasuke thought over and over again that night...

And the next morning.  

Lunchtime came like lightning.  

"Naruto." Shikamaru started. "Lunch has started, you can lea-" He turned around whilst saying to find an empty and an open Hokage office door. Shikamaru blinked. 

Then he noticed a note on the desk. He picked it up and read it.

Sorry, Shika, but I was already gone before you started talking. I wanted to see Sasuke very badly. Enjoy fucking Neji. 

                 ;)  - Naruto

Shikamaru blushed more than Hinata on a bad day. Shit... I guess this is his payback for asking that question a few months back. Goddamn you, Naruto, he thought as he crumbled up the note, threw it in the trash can, and sped out the door. 

Of course, closing it behind him since Naruto never does it. 

~

Sasuke wasn't at the house. So, he is most likely with the old man. Naruto full-on ran down the streets of Konoha, almost bumping into several people, but that's certainly not important. 

He flew into Iciraku, calmed himself, and searched for Sasuke. 

Then, he saw black, dazzling eyes staring at him. Sasuke raised his hand to motion for Naruto to get his ass over to him. Naruto's eyes lit and he ran over to Sasuke.

"Hey, new fiancé!" Naruto said sitting by the window, Sasuke following to sit next to him. 

"Dobe, you're seriously gonna keep calling me until the wedding?" He asked, genuinely curious this time. Naruto looked like he was thinking about the answer, even though he knew damn that answer was...

"Yeah!" 

~

Five minutes later, the door's bell chinged, signaling that someone either walked in or walked out.

Unfortunately, it wasn't out. 

Rather, it was in. 

For less than a fucking nanosecond, Naruto saw pink and purple. 

Fuck.

Once he realized what, no sorry, who, he was looking at, his mood, energy, and vibe completely shut down. 

Sasuke watched that all unfold. Naruto's eyes, which were so bright, dimmed. That only happens when the blondie sees someone or something he hates. His smile, the best feature of his, died as well. One second it was there, the next it wasn't.

"Naruto? Baby, is something wrong?" Naruto's head snapped towards Sasuke, who had a smug look on his face. Why? Because he knew Naruto wouldn't expect him of all people, to call him baby. He blushed... hard.

"W-wha-" He was cut off by a small kiss on his forehead. Naruto wouldn't have fainted if it wasn't for the fact that Sakura came stomping, a twitching-eyed Hinata right on her tail. 

Sasuke smiled fondly at Naruto, who was on the verge of fainting and fangirling at the same time. 

Holy fucking shit! 

While Naruto was internally and externally freaking the fuck out, Sasuke had to deal with hoe #one and two.

Great...

Sasuke looked up at hoe #one and two and rolled his eyes so far, he almost saw his love for women. 

Sakura was on the verge of tears. A lone tear was already streaming down Hinata's cheek. 

Are they seriously about to cry?

Right in front of my damn salad?

The fucking audacity of these bitches.

"S-Sasuke-Kun..." Sasuke facepalmed. 

"What the fuck do you want, Sakura?!" 

"Why..." Naruto calmed down from being flustered and noticed hoe one and two. "Why did you betray me like this?!" Naruto got confused. He looked towards Sasuke, who was getting more pissed by the second.

"What the hell do you mean I betrayed you?! You betrayed me!" Sasuke snapped. Sakura looked taken aback and took two steps back.

"Sasuke-Kun, you're getting married! I thought you loved me, why would you want to marry someone like Naruto-Baka?!" Hinata looked pissed herself.

"Hey! Don't talk to my Naruto-kun like that, you bitch!" Sakura gasped, Sasuke's mouth hung open like a door hinge, and Naruto almost fainted. Almost. 

"Who the hell are you calling bitch, bitch?!" 

"I'm calling you a bitch, bitch!" Naruto then felt like a brick hit him across the head. He grabbed Sasuke by the shoulder and whispered in his ear. 

"How the hell do they know we're getting married?!" Sasuke realized that too. 

"I have no clue!" 

"Were-were they spying on us during our picnic yesterday?! Could that be it?" 

"I think, but let's get out of here, Imma get a headache from these bitches yelling their heads off at each other." Naruto nodded, they got and somehow slipped past them without being noticed, and bolted out the front door, hearing that iconic chime of bells above the door.

That's when Sakura and Hinata finally noticed the two gone. 

"SASUKE-KUN, COME BACK!" 

"NARUTO-KUN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"