Video Game High

Chapter 48: The Internet

Me and Chris were on the computer on Mushroombook and then we saw a strange pop up. Chris said "Look at this." I said "What is it?" He said "Its a pop up saying that you can travel into the Internet at anytime." I said "Why would we wanna do that? We all know what kind of stuff the Internet can cook up." "Correct, so I'll just ignore it." Goombella had a post that said "I'm at the library with Goombario." There was a picture of them extremely close! I said "Nope!" I kicked Chris out if the chair and typed "Goombario! What are you doing with Goombella!? And Goombella I thought you hated him!" Chris said "Hey two things. I've been wondering, how do you type with out hands?" I said "I just can, it's not telekinesis." "And two, that post was made two years ago." I said "Uh oh... This might cause something to happen, so I'll just delete it." I deleted the post and said "That was easy." Chris said "I feel like something bad should happen." We went to one of Bow's pictures with Jacob in it. There was a comment that said "Luv u 2" but it was by me?! I said "There it is!" Chris said "But you didn't make that right?" I said "No way! But I think I know who did." I went back home and Jacob was in the couch next to Duck Hunt Dog. I yelled "Your so dead!" Jacob said "What?" I said "What was that post all about?!" He said "Yeah so what I love Bow." I said "No! You made it seem like I love Bow! You didn't log out of my account!" Jacob said "Oh..." Chris said "I think I can help." We went back to his house and he said "This pop up should help." I said "Chris its a pop up, I doubt that it will help." He said "Its worth a try." He clicked on it and then there was a blue light. When I woke up I was in a tunnel of gigabytes! I said "Wow! We're in the Internet!" Chris said "Lets explore!" There were folders with letters on them. Jacob said "I want to go into one of them. How about P?" I said "Jacob no!" He jumped in and he jumped back out. I said "Jacob, are you ok?" He said "I... Have seen.... Everything!!" I said "Well we aren't here to see things like that. We are looking for a comment!" Jacob said "Lets go through here!" He went through a folder with a G on it and me and Chris followed. When we went through we were on Goombella's computer. Her background was a book and I said "How did I know?" We heard someone coming and I said "Hide!" I hid behind a tab and Jacob and Chris followed. I said "Guys! Find your own opened tab!" Goombella said "Lets see what's going on on Mushroombook." I said "We're losing daylight. What's in this tab?" I looked in it and it was a website with tons of books. I said "I have an idea." I jumped on the search bar and typed in "sound effects." Chris said "What are you doing?" I said "Aaaand, open." A doorbell sound effect went off and Goombella said "Who's here? Must be one of Bow's friends." I said "Ha, she just got Timmy Turnered. Lets go!" We jumped back into the Internet pipe and was back in the folder selections. I said "Lets go into the S folder." I jumped in and landed into Steven's computer. Jacob and Chris landed next to me and we all looked at the tabs. Steven walked in and we hid behind a tab. Steven said "Now then, let's see here." He clicked on our tab and we fell to the bottom of the screen but he didn't notice us. He was watching a video of a Shy Girl taking off her mask. I said "Oh my gosh I think I'm gonna be sick." Chris said "What I have seen can't be unseen!" Jacob said "Not as worst as what I saw in the P folder." We all jumped back into the pipe and I said "Lets try the W section." We went on and I said "What's with this place? It looks like our world." Chris said "We're in a website named Wattpad." Jacob said "Thats weird." I said "Yeah. Totally." I started walking and I bumped into someone. We both said "Hey watch where your-. Uh oh." I was looking at myself. Jacob said "Lets leave before things get weird and me and Chris met our clone selves! Right Chris? Chris?" Chris was talking to his clone self and said "I like your clothing choice." Other Chris said "Same to you." Me and Jacob grabbed him and jumped back into the Internet. I said "Well good thing that we grabbed Chris right Jacob?" Chris said "Why are we here? Aren't we suppose to be stopping those Miis?" I said "Whoops, wrong one. I probably should've guessed by the wings. I threw that Chris back in and grabbed our Chris. Jacob said "There must be one place!" I said "Lets go into the Js!" I jumped into a J folder and landed in Bowser Jr's computer. Jr was watching a show and the girl in it said "I'm sorry my love but I just can't be with you." The guy in the show said "I understand, good bye my love." The words The End appeared on the screen and Jr started crying and saying "Nooooo! Why!? Why!? No no! Why?!" He went in his shell crying and Bowser walked in and said "Son are you ok?" Jr yelled "Get out dad!" He started throwing stuff at his dad and I said "Wow what a baby right guys?" Chris said "Yeah, right Jacob?" Jacob was crying saying "Its not fair! It shouldn't have ended like that!" I grabbed Jacob and said "Lets go." Jr said "Wait a minute..." He started walking to the computer and I said "Run!" I hid behind one of the tabs and Jacob and Chris followed me. I said "Seriously guys! There were like 5 other tabs open!" Jr said "Lets see, I think I saw something here." I saw the mouse coming near us and I said "Oh no." He clicked it and we fell to the bottom of the screen. He gasped and said "Tyrone and his shadows?" Chris said "Hey! We are not shadows!" I said "Yeah! That chapter is for a different day." The mouse clicked on Jacob and dragged him to the trash can. I grabbed Jacob and jumped back into the pipe. Chris jumped in too and said "Jr clicked on something and I think it's bad!" Jacob said "How do you know?" He said "Because of those." There were mini clown copters saying "Delete the Viruses! Delete the Viruses!" I said "Right, let's go!" We jumped onto the W folder and landed somewhere. I had a sword and armor on, Chris had on a white robe, and Jacob had on a black robe with a longer wizard hat. I said "What happen to us?" Jacob said "We... Are... In... WOW!" Chris said "What's a WOW?" I said "Its a rip off of Final Famtasy." Jacob said "You bite your tongue!" I said "I would but I don't want a mouth full of Goomba blood. Either way, you only like it because your a PC gamer. We are Nintendo! We should not be playing PC games." "So what!? Justin, Carchi, and Amanda play it!" "It's so laggy!" "Your computer is laggy!" "I don't use a computer! I use your credit card to buy stuff in my laptop that I bought with your money!" "Wait what?" Chris said "Hey guys! I hate to break up this fight but-." We both yelled "Shut up Chris!" I yelled "Its such a rip off of Final Fantasy! It's just role playing with stupid names!" Jacob said "Yeah because, Black Mage, White Mage, and Warrior is so original." "It was so a rip off! Just play the first few games of Final Fantasy and you'll understand!" "How about you just play a hour of World of Warcraft and then you'll understand the concept of the 5/5 super star game." Chris said "Guys!" We both yelled "What?!" He said "Well I was gonna tell you that the mini clown copters were coming down, but now they're surrounding us." I said "Watch how it's done! Final Fantasy style!" We went into an RPG battle and I hit one of the hoard of clown copters with my sword. Jacob used fire on the hoard and Chris punched it. Jacob's fire did 179 and Chris's punch did 3. Chris said "Wait a minute! Why is the White Mage the weakest?" I said "Because your suppose to heal the group." Chris said "Then why isn't Jacob the White Mage?" Jacob said "No way! I'm undead so I can do this, special attack!" A hoard of skeletons attacked the clown copters and then went back under ground. Chris said "What can I do?" I said "Heal us when we get hurt!" "What do I do in between that?" "Um... Defend." "Are you kidding m-." "Oh no they're attacking!" The clown copters started hurting us and me and Jacob almost fainted. I said "See, you have the most defense. Now heal us!" Chris said "I hate you so much right now." He healed me and Jacob and I shot a light arrow at half the hoard and they fainted. The other half retreated quickly and I said "Lets go guys!" We took off the Final Fantasy clothing and jumped into the pipe. The last half of the clown copters followed. I said "Hmmmm, where can we go?" Jacob said "Look! It's your message!" I said "Lets go!" We followed it while the clown copters were on our tails. Well I guess it would be Jacob and Chris's tails because us goombas don't have tails. I grabbed the message and said "I can't hold on much longer!" I let go and it flew into the I folder. I said "Lets go!" We all jumped in and landed in and inbox a giant one! Chris said "Wow there must be one million messages in here!" I saw my message and started jumping to it. I grabbed it and said "I g-." Something grabbed it out of my non existent hand. It was a clown copter! I jumped up to it but It hit me into Jacob and Chris. It went through the pipe and we followed it. It led us back to Jr's room. I said "I'm not letting Jr get that message!" I jumped into the copter and fought it for the message. A fist popped us in front of me and I said "You don't want to fight me bro!" I tried hitting me but I ducked and hit it with a bullet bill. It blew up but we were on Jr's computer again. Chris and Jacob came out the pipe and helped me up. Jr said "You 3!" I said "Uh... Wait Jr, aren't you a good guy now?" He said "I'm over that fade of my life. Strangely the same thing happen to my dad years ag- hey!" We were trying to go through the pipe and Jr said "How did you 3 even get into my computer?" I said "That's a very good question. But I'm not gonna answer you becaus-." Jacob said "That's easy! We just clicked on that add right there!" Jr said "This one?" He pressed it and he was next to me. He said "Perfect! Mwahaha!" I said "Well if your gonna be here I need to show you something." We went to the S folder and I said "Now look in there." He said "I just see a tab for the TV show I was watching." I kicked him in and taped him inside. Chris said "What would that do?" I said "One word, spoilers." He jumped out with steam coming out of his nose saying "You spoiled the ending for me! I'm going back home!" He went back to his home and jumped out of the screen. We went back to Chris's house and jumped out of the computer. Chris said "That seems way to complicated for a message." I said "Ye-." Someone took the message out of my hand and I said "Hey that's m-. Oh hi Goombella." She said "What's this?" She opened it and Jacob said "Oh, I think I hear Bow calling me!" Chris said "Uuuuh oh no! Jacob is missing!" They both left and Goombella said "Thanks for the message. Wait... Addressed to Bow?!" Goombario walked in and Goombella said "Get out." He left quickly and she said "What's this?" I said "Its a strange story."
One chapter later
"And that's what happen." She said "Ohhhh. Well ok then, just get rid of this for me." She gave it back to me and I said "Of course." Jacob and Chris came back in and Jacob said "Hey the place isn't on fire with rage. I'll be here all week people." I said "I explained what happen. Surprisingly she was fine with it." Jacob said "Still can't believe the place isn't in fire."