Courting You

Red Empress NG-shuu

The teen attempted to get access to your collarbone, only to be blocked by the collar of your shirt. Annoyed, Akashi ripped your uniform shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere.

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"(F/n) I am highly displeased."

"W-what's wrong?!" Akashi didn't answer, his stare on your chest only intensifying. "Oi, stop staring! This is part of the script, but there's no need to stare so directly at my breasts!"

"Hm, you got the wrong color."

"I got a red bra, wasn't the color supposed to be red?!" 

"Yes, but I preferred that the color match my eyes and hair. It makes for a more absolute claim on you."

"...I'm going to ignore that last comment. And this is red! It's red, as in the color of your 'eyes and hair'!" You grumbled, using air quotes for sarcasm.

"This is pastel red. My hair is a bright crimson."

"Screw you!"

- Take Two! -

Annoyed, Akashi ripped your uniform shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere.

"..." Some spark of emotion flashed across his eyes, though he stayed silent instead of continuing on with the scene.

"WHAT NOW?"

"This lingerie is colored carmine. My shade of red is not this dark. Buy a new one."

"I SWEAR YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP!"

- Take Three! -

Annoyed, Akashi ripped your uniform shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere.

The teen's lips twitched up just the slightest for some reason. "(F/n), like I've said, my hair is bright crimson, and not ruby red."

"Seijuro."

"I command you to get the correct color."

"Ugh, this is so stupid!"

"I am absolute. I will not accept anything less than perfect."

"There's no way I'm going to get the exact shade, so stop being so damn picky!"

"(F/n). Are you opposing me?" The blades of his suspicious (freaking) crimson scissors caught the light.

Shivering a bit, you stopped being as defiant but stayed fairly hostile. "Che, fine." Rolling your eyes in exasperation, you sarcastically said without prior thought, "Why don't you come lingerie shopping with me, so I can get your approval?" 

Akashi's mouth which was suspiciously uptilted a tad the whole time pulled up into a full smirk. "Alright, I'll take you up on that offer."

"WHAT?! NO I TAKE IT BACK!"

"Too late." The infuriatingly smug expression stayed on his face.

Realizing something horrible, you screeched indignantly, "You planned this! I thought that you were acting a bit weird during this part of the scene and its retakes! You were subtly trying to hide that smirk!" He made no attempt at defending himself. "Why you-! I bet you just wanted to repeat this scene over and over!"

"Heh."

"AND HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME INTO LETTING YOU COME UNDERWEAR SHOPPING WITH ME!" After all those bursts of fuming anger, you ran out of breath and panted with the exertion of screaming so much.

Akashi had one last smartass thing to say. 

"Checkmate."