Courting You

Coupons - Kuroko Tetsuya x Reader

Happy birthday to Kuroko Tetsuya! Yay!

...that time you realize that you value the birthday of a fictional character more than your own. xD

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"You're picking a present for Kuroko-kun?"

"Yes, and it would be very helpful if you could help me decide on one, Yuuko."

"Hm..." The black haired girl thought deeply for a moment. "Oh I know! We'll pick out some lingerie that he'll like on you!" Well, it originally appeared like she was contemplating seriously, but you guess you were wrong.

Facepalming, you rubbed at your temples while saying, "This is Tetsu, Yuuko. I don't think he's into that kind of stuff." Sighing, you tried not to get too irritated by your mischievous and perverted friend. "Now then. If you'd please be so kind as to ACTUALLY GET SERIOUS THIS TIME-"

Yuuko grinned, snapping her fingers. "Don't worry, (Name)-chan! I've got the perfect idea!"

"What?"

"Cosplay as Nigou. He's pretty fond of the thing. Who knows what fetishes-"

You slammed a hand over her mouth. "Please don't ruin my innocence nor Tetsu's, please." Calming yourself down, you decided to slump into one of the classroom's chairs, defeated. 

"Just give him birthday se-"

"If you finish that sentence, I will harm you." You noticed a few other students staring at you with dirty smirks and holding in their laughter. "Ugh, Yuuko, why would you suggest these kinds of things at school?"

"Hey, you were the one who asked me for help." Yuuko replied honestly, holding her hands up in surrender.

"Maybe I'll just get him some coupons. I have a few for free vanilla milkshakes at Maji Burger. Tetsu seems be the type who enjoys simple things, and he definitely likes the drinks there."

Your friend's purple eyes glinted, alarming that you should be very afraid. "I know the perfect present, one much more creative than your Maji Burger coupons. Don't worry, this time it's 100% full proof and absolutely not one of my usual ridiculous ideas."

The girl bent down to whisper her suggestion into your ear.

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"Yuuko, you know I love you and all, but you're kind of an idiot."

"Wah! (Name)-chan, that hurts me so!" Dramatically, she clutched at her heart. "You know I just want you and your boy toy-" When you were about to whack her over the head, she quickly added, "-I mean man, to be happy."

"...fine. We'll make some of those, but I'm keeping the milkshake coupons as a backup. ...I know I'll definitely need it, since Tetsu's not going to care much for your absurd idea of a present."

"Hey! It's damn brilliant! Now let's get some paper, scissors, and crayons at the art room!"

After half an hour of cutting, writing, and decorating, you two completed the miniature arts and crafts project. Kuroko would return to Seirin's gym for practice, only instead of spartan-like training, he would come to a surprise party that his basketball team planned.

You wanted to help out with the organizations too, but Riko told you to focus on finding a gift for Kuroko Tetsuya. You were somewhat glad that she decided to give you extra time for your own endeavors - this process of coming up with the best present and actually creating it was rather exhausting.