"Well you know what they say.. the equivalent to true love is that of two caffeine addicts with supernatural abilities stopping doomsday..."
"...Salem, who says that?"
"Me fucker!"
FIVE PASSED BY Salem's room, seeing that she was looking in a mirror, wearing one of her old uniforms. He smiled softly, knocking on the doorframe. "I knew you liked the uniforms." He chuckled. Salem glanced at him, but then looked back at the mirror as she fixed her hair. Five's smile began to fade. "I'm stalking someone today, I know it's your kinda fun. Wanna join?" He offered.
It really is Salem's kind of fun.
But she just walked past him and off to a new part of the academy. Away from him. Five looked down at the bag, unzipping it to reveal Delores. He sighed. "You might just be cursed."
Five climbed out of a fire escape, hearing bottles clank from the dumpster below. "Damn it!" A voice groaned. "Where's Dad's stuff?" The voice, recognizable as Klaus, continued. "Shut up! I'm trying to find whatever... priceless crap was in that priceless box so that Pogo will get off my ass!"
"I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occured to me," Five paused climbing down the ladder. "I don't care."
"Hey." Klaus chuckled. "You know there are easier ways out of the house, buddy?"
"This one involved.. the least amount of talking. Or so I thought."
"Hey, hey, hey, so... You need anymore company today? I could, uh.. clear my schedule." Klaus offered, smiling as he sipped on his flask.
"Looks like you got your hands full." Five smirked.
"Oh this? No, no. I can do this whenever. I'm just-" Klaus fell back into the dumpster, clattering around. "I just misplaced something, that's all. "Oh! Found it! Thank god!" He popped up, holding an old bagel in his hands. He sighed, taking a bite and nodding. "Delicious." He gulped.
"I'm done funding your drug habit."
"Come on! You dont- maybe I just wanna hang out with my brother. Not you." Klaus excused muttering to the side. "¡Mi hermano! I love you! Even if you can't love yourself!" Klaus fake wept, spitting out the bagel in annoyance as Five drove off in a plumbing van.
