Jason: *has 5 cups of coffee*
Levi: Has the caffeine kicked in yet?
Hange: I don't know.
Jason: Nope.
*Later during training*
Jason: *sparring with Mike*
Mike: You're improving Jason.
Jason: *Gets a sudden burst of energy, and attacks Mike*
Mike: *Dodges* Whoa! That was a close one. Where did all that energy come from?
Jason: I drank about 5 cups of coffee this morning.
Mike: You have an addiction.
Jason: I know. ✨😎✨
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Mike: *Peacefully doing paperwork*
Jason: *Bursts into Mike's office* MIKE!
Mike: What? I'm a little bit busy.
Jason: We have a bit of a situation. As in can I stay here for a bit. I promise I won't bother you.
Mike: Fine.
Jason: Thanks. You're the best. *closes the door*
Mike: What did you do anyway?
Jason: Hange and I may or may not have been doing an experiment with pyrotechnics. It may or may not have backfired and exploded, almost burning down HQ. The explosion woke up Ray and made a mess. So now Ray and Levi are after me and Hange.
Mike: For christ sake Jason. Go hide in my bedroom.
Jason: Mike, you're the best. Sorry I kinda dragged you into this.
Levi and Ray: *Opens the door*
Mike: Can't you people learn to knock!?
Ray: Sorry.
Levi: Have you seen Jason?
Mike: Nope.
Ray: I told you Jason wouldn't be here Captain.
Levi: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. *Closes the door and leaves*
Mike: You can come out now. They're gone.
Jason: *walks out gives Mike a hug from behind*
Mike: *stops doing paperwork* Maybe I can take a little break.
Jason: *Kisses Mike*
Mike: *Smiles*
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Erwin, Levi, Mike, Jason, and Hange: *drunk*
Jason: *starts singing Sasageyo*
Mike, Hange, and Levi: *joins in*
Erwin: *crying and salutes*
Mike, Jason, Hange, and Levi: *Salutes while singing*
