Wilde

"8"

I was currently watching old reruns of The Naked Brothers Band. To me, childhood is something you need to charish. I've never understood those who are in such a hurry to grow up. People need to enjoy life and childhood. Enjoy being a kid. Everybody starts somewhere, but when your a kid, all you should worry about is when its time for you to go inside and sleep. That unfortunally never happened for me. That's why I believe to enjoy childhood. Being the child of an alpha always meant that you had to grow up fast and learn to handle adult problems at a young age. I just wanted to sit down and play with my Littlest Pet Shop toys, but no, my father wanted me to train and be diplomatic. It was only when I got an hour a day to watch tv shows that I felt like I was a real kid. That and Christmas time, when my dad and I always played Super Smash Bros. What can I say, I'm a nerd.

Right now, I looked like the epitone of laziness. Not only was I wrapped up in a blanket on the couch, but I was sitting like any girl does while goofing off. As everyone would say in Pre-K, I was sitting "criss-cross applesauce" on the couch. Oh and I had a whole pint of Häagen Dazs dulce de leche ice crean in my hand. Yes, I did say a pint. I love my ice cream. Oh and I have a whole pack of not double stuff, but mega stuffed oreos by my side. Yup, today was my lazy day. A special day once a month where I pig out and do nothing all day. And no its not because I'm on my period. Sexist bastard.

I was just admiring the cuteness that is fetus Nat Wolff, when my image goes out. I sit up immediately and walk over to the tv. I hear someone clearing their throat and turn around only to groan in frustration. Standing there is my mate, with an Wii remote in hand.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I asked him.

"I was gonna play the new Smash Bros game." he stated.

"That's fine but couldn't you wait until tomorrow, today is my monthly lazy day." I told him.

His eyes widened with shock. At first I was confused as to why he did this, and then I realized his train of thought. I groaned once again before screaming out. "I'M NOT ON MY FLIPPING PERIOD FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU SEXIST BASTARD!" I yelled.

"Good to know princess." I hear Brett call out from the kitchen.

My cheeks redned with embarresment. I had just announced to the entire pack house I was not on my female cycle, great. Just great. Damon's laughter filled the room.

"That's great to know princess, for a second there I thought I was actually gonna have to move and wait until tomorrow. Now could you move out of my way, your blocking my view of the screen." he told him.

I walked over to him before taking the Wii controler out of his hand and changing the imput back to the menu and onto the Amazon Instant Video app where my tv show was waiting for me to be watched. I take my seat back on the couch and grab the pint of ice cream. I look over and see Damon with his jaw hanging open. I chuckled before reaching over and closing his mouth for him. And no, not by kissing him, you messed up people.

"Close your mouth Damon, or you'll catch flies." I said with a smirk.

"You can't be serious M." he told me.

"M?" I asked.

"Yeah, I figured that'd be a good nickname for you." he said.

I smiled. "My nickname is Lee." I told him.

"Lee?" he replied.

I nodded my head. "Marlee. Lee." I pointed out.

"Oh, well I'm still gonna call you M." he said.

I shrugged. "Okay, well what can't I be serious about?" I asked.

"This, watching old kid shows here when you can watch them anywhere. And any show." he said.