St. Stylinson....The secret college only Larries are aware of, and as of we know, not even our Larents know about it...Okay wow that kinda hurt but anyways not everyone gets in, you must take the ultimate Larry quiz before even applying maybe thats the reason only 5% get in... well that at maybe because of the 2,800 questions yeah it's a hard school and not to brag but a really rich one too no we don't pay for anything necessarily, thanks to Z - Squad tec.
they have access to Simon Cowell's bank accounts yup you heard me accounts with an S he has 3, the other one we can't get into tho, it's located who knows where? We use his money for everything we need like building the school, paying the staff, and for our custom Gucci books yeah we love Gucci it's in our uniforms too, the staff don't even need to be paid like what are they going to do with the money? They get apartments near the school with everything they need I think seen our janitor Eleanor with a birkin bag.
We are far from a normal school we have different sports, there is no such thing as a 'cafeteria' and gym.. well gym is crazy, coach Corden takes it really seriously and Referee Reggie is pretty cool but all we play is dodgeball and I love it besides the embarrassment of a pledge we rap...I remember so clearly "Ain't not to bring a change or two knot to knot to break chain W here to spit about a penthouse view yo changing looking out my red house view yo that's all I see when the boys come through yo changing looking out my red house view." "What" "don't think about it, be it what nobody else can do D to the R to the A to the G me down ain't nobody be around Harry, Ed Sheeran, Niall, Liam and Louis what?! X8 NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN! woo yeah we rap that before playing dodgeball fun right? if you mess up the lyrics though Coach Corden does not mess around. mess up the lyrics or don't rap at all then you have to play Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts if anyone says they did not eat bull penis they're lying.
End of chapter 1 Thank you so much for reading fun fact I actually pre-wrote this a quite sometime ago but never released it so yea 👽👄👽
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Fanfiction(Uncompleted story) St. Stylinson the school of all Larries dreams. No fandom and no person other than Larries and Directioners are aware of this secret school. not even located on Google maps. What happens when everything seems so different when th...
