Chapter 9 (GBF)

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(for those who don't know GBF stands for Gay best friend)

"oh, wow" -B
"Is..that a problem?" -Ish
"What? no I just didn't expect you to tell me so soon." -B
"yeah I seen to trust people easily." -Ish
"Glad you can trust me then." -B
"Do you have the key? cause I left mine inside." -B
"Yeah, I always keep mine in my phone case." -Ish
"wha- never mind." -B
"Well I'm gonna go to bed see ya in the morning." -Ish
"don't you want to eat first?" -B
"No, had a big lunch." -Ish
"O.k.a.y I'm I'll leave extra just in case." -B
"Alright night." -Ish
"Night Ish, don't let the bed bugs bite." -B
"Your not my mom!" -Ish
"Yes I am!" -B
"I'm older than you! -Ish
"still your mom." -B

10 hours later*
*Yelling "Wakey Wakey Bitches and get to the Dining Room Table!" -Ms. Lizzo

"Ugh! I got no sleep!" -B
"sucks to be you I slept great!." -Ish
"ugh I'm gonna ask the others." -B

New Message to: Da_Pimp_Is_Ere

B: Did any of you guys get sleep?
K: No ms. Lizzo did nothing but leave a bruise on my forehead so I'm slumped😐
B: She did it hit you 🤣
K: No like when she was yelling I fell off my bed and got a bruise on my forehead.
A: Of course you did😂
Ish: Oh Ari I almost forgot how was cheer practice?
M: What the fuck is cheer?😕
D: I don't know 🙄
Bebe: Never heard of it 🤐
T: It's Lou-Leading Ish 🤡
Ish: I swear this school is not normal 😰
D: smh what school is😤
T: At least the bell does dismiss us😒
A: At least there is no parent teacher conference 😞
Ish: We're in college😵
A: It still happens😱
D: At least pizza party's are real pizza party's and not just 1 slice of pizza when there is 5 boxes, and a movie we seen a million times 😢
Bebe: slayyyyyyy 😩
B: At least we can have hoodies in the buildings 🤧
K: I know right, what the fuck is the problem with that💀
Ish: Okay! I'm defeated 😾
D: ha👹
A: ha!😸
B: my child.....
T: You've been defeated since you said Harry tops🙊
N: I'm crying
R: Dead👻
B: 🕳️🏃🏾‍♀️
K: I swear I sound like a Hyena 😂
Ish: I know for a fact Harry tops☹️
R: Guys guess what me and Nick found out yesterday
T: What Kemp🤡
R: We made the Direction-Football team!😎
N: But..Coach Corden and Fallon our our coaches...
R: and our team name is the Doncaster Hiatus 😑
T: pff what?!! 😂
B: I AM DEAD! 😂😂
K: Lol it's not as bad as me and Ari's....we got in the Lou-Leading team and our choices were either the 'Beautiful Mistake' or 'Fools Gold' and guess what we didn't get to pick so we're Fools Gold 🙄🤘
A: I'd rather be a beautiful Mistake 😒
B: LMAO guys rip y'all 😞 I wonder what the team name for Toplinson-Volley is 🙊
D: Guys!
D: OMG I'm fr dead
Bebe: I know! it's so funny😂
D: No like for real!😱
D: Ms. Lizzo is at my door😩
B: oh my God I need to run 🏃🏾‍♀️
T: Bye y'all 😵
K: Peace I'm not dealing with her😎🤘

MS. Lizzo Yelling* "I DO MY HAIR TOSS, CHECK MY NAILS!"
Dua get to the detention office, your eating there and listening to Harry making jokes! HA! I love my job!

Kendall POV:

After breakfast I headed to my first lecture which was Social 'Media' Studies. where we just go on our Larry social media accounts and not our personal ones because as it says in the rule book ''we aren't as important" smh I am so important, and I are so obsessed with my social media username it's so unique and different than other ones like fromthediningroomtable28 or LouisStyles28 I knew I wanted something different mine is Kendalls28gucci
ugh so obsessed with it it's short simple and effective plus we have to use the school macbooks so we have to sign in and out. I decided to go on Instagram first since it's my all time favorite. www.instagram.com

log in or sign in
*log in

Username: Kendalls28gucci
Password: Louis2012sweater

I was reading comments from my last post:

                                                                          Let me take a hit of THAT 😍🚬😍

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                                                                          Let me take a hit of THAT 😍🚬😍

@Harrytopslewis : Give me a hit, might be 15 but I'm falling in deep for Lewis😍😍😍😍
@Niallerhorn: replaying to @ Harrytopslewis okay 1 Louis is mine 2 it's LOUIS 3 Louis tops 4 that cigarette is MINE I'm 19 so eat my dust😒🚬🚬

Kendalls28gucci replaying to @Harrytopslewis @NiallerHorn okay both of y'all stop lol 1 the cigarette is mine 2 they kinda Share that really 3 TPWK 4 follow me 😎

Okay I'm going on YouTube I forgot to upload my video yesterday, thank God it's on a flash drive.

Video Title: Harry and Louis being a gay married couple for 3 minutes straight
Video description: No one can tell me they are not a married couple ;) Larry is real bitches

Posting your video....please wait 2-3 minutes DO NOT TURN YOUR DEVICE OFF OR EXIT THIS TAB
*VIdeo done. Use this link and share with your friends! *Link copied to clipboard*

New Message to: Da_Pimp_Is_Ere

K: Here guys I uploaded a new video! better watch it! luv y'all <3
K: BTW comment 'Always Ken' so I know you watched it AND send me a screenshot last time Roman didn't watch the video😠
Ish: Wow Kendall "Harry and Louis being a gay married couple for 3 minutes straight"?
B: Your right Ish
Ish: I know
B: They've been a gay couple for 10 YEARS !!!!😗😗😗
Ish: wow your really going to do me like that huh?😑 ouch
K: Lol I'm editing a video rn I'll watch it later
B: bye Ken gtg
Ish: see ya
A: ❤️

Dua POV:

I haven't my food at all, every minute that passed by felt like an hour. I don't know how long into these jokes I was in but I knew I wanted to leave ASAP!

"Knock Knock!" -Harry
"Who's there?" -Crowd
"Cow goes.." -Harry
"Cow goes who?" -Crowd
"No cow goes moo!" -Harry

After this I felt like I have finally reached my breaking point. I wanted to run out of the door and leave school.

"Ms. Lizzo please pretty pretty pleaseeeeeee let me out!!! I promise I will never be late again I swear please please please!!!!!!!!! I can't take this anymore!" -D

Nothing

30 minutes later*

"What happened to the chef who died?" -Harry
............

"He pasta way."

"Why should you never play poker with jungle animals?" -Harry
"Because they're cheetahs."

Then that was it.....I heard nothing for about another minute, I then felt Ms. Lizzo take the headphones off

"alright boo, you can go now but come here again time will be 3 times as longer." -ML

And with that I sprinted out the door.























End of chapter 9 chapter 10 out now! maybe I don't know I need to work on it lmaoooo bye bitches! -Me























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