Chapter 2 (Da_Pimp_Is_Ere)

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Bernice POV:

When I woke up there were 128 texts from Da_Pimp_Is_Ere also known as the group chat with me and my friends  Mablel, Taylor, Kendall, Nick, Ariana, Bebe, Dua, Roman, and ME! to be honest I don't even know how we became a group, I guess that's just what happens when you put 9 seniors that did everything together as freshman and have almost everything in common including being dark larries.

As I finished my shower I checked my phone again and I had 282 messages now.

K: Bernice?
K: Dua
K: Ari
K: Taylor?????
K: GRIMSHIT?!
K: Guys?
K: WE are getting StarBucks so wake up
K: Hello?
K: Guys I'm scared
T: Kendall! Stop!
K: Tay!!! 😁😁😁
K: Finally what are you doing?
K: I've been calling and texting for ever
T: it's 7 in the morning we have been sleeping
K: You got laid?!? 😗
T: what? no!!
T: everyone is probably sleeping like I was 10 minutes ago 😭
K: Sorry... Not YOU ALL GOT 10 MINUTES TO GET TO OUR SPOT
K: And Kemp and Grimshit better not be late 😎
B: Oh my God!!! Ken whatever!
K: B!!! 😘
B: I'm getting ready see you in 15
K: bitch I said 10! 😋
B: Okay see you in 5 🙂
D: what 😐
K: Starbucks!!! 😍
K: BETTER SEE EVERYONE THERE 😈
A: I can totally see the horns right now, who wakes up this early on a Saturday 🙄
Bebe: Right🤨
K: Whatever you guys love me😛

*Sigh
I decided to settle with my hair up and put on some joggers and a tight black shirt the because why not?

"wow you came fast" -K
"Considering the fact I did t eat! Im not surprised." -B
"I cried myself asleep last night listening to If I Could Fly" -D
"Oh, I feel you girl "-K
"I know right that song hit me like an airplane" -B
"I swear Zayn's vocals are going to be the reason I die". -T
"Amen" -Bebe
"I can not imagine a Zigi breakup "-R
"shut up Roman" -A
"Jeez Ari you good?" -T
"It's ummm, Michael...." -M
(All) "ohh"
"Guys it's nothing, can we just get StarBucks?" -A
"Oh yeah right k let's go" -K

There was a quite awkward silence on the way to Starbucks nobody knew if they should say something or to just not say anything. When we got there Dua did the ordering because she has our orders memorized and she can say it fast so we just leave that to her.

"Can we get 1 Pink Drink, 1 Vanilla Latte, 2 Java chip fraps, 2 cake pops, 3 pumpkin bread, 1 white chocolate mocha, and a 1 cold brew with no sugar and a shot of espresso for boring Kendall please." -D

"I- uhhh can you repeat that?"

(everyone but Dua) "Ughhhhh!"

Once we finally got our StarBucks we sat down and Mabel and I noticed something on Ariana's cup.

"Are you gonna add it?" -M
"What?" -A
"We can see it Ari" -B
"See what?" *covers the number
"was that a-"
"No" -A
Alright -M

Once we finished our StarBucks we headed to Taylor's dorm

"Oh shit" -T
"What?" -K
"um I for- -T
"I got it" -K
"Don't leave your spare key under a flowerpot" -K
"I- wow okay" -T
*opens door
"I'm gonna make a salad anybody want some?" -K
"yeah sure" -N
"Yeah didn't have time to eat." -B
"Not my problem B"... -K
"ye- whatever" -B
"Nah I don't want none I already ate" -D
"Wha- how?" -B
"The breakfast place by the pizza shop" -D
"wow I can't" -B
"How are y'all even hungry? like we just had Starbucks." -Bebe
"You ate all the pumpkin bread of course you aren't hungry" -A
"It's so good I just can't help it your to slow" *shrugs  -Bebe
"I don't eat salad so nah I don't want none" -R
"Of course you don't eat salad Roman." -T
"Hey B can I talk to you?" -M
"Outside" -M
"Ohhh" -N
"Shut up Grimshit!" -B
"Ouch" -N

"okay, your scaring me so what?" -B
"I got it" -M
"huh? what? got what?" -B
"IT" -M
"Quit it Mabel" -B
"Fine I got the number" -M
"The one on Ari's cup?" -B
"Yup" -M
"How?" -B
"Well I sat by her how else? I wrote it down on my napkin and it's in my contacts now" -M
"So what are you going to do with it?" -B
"Oh come on B you know it's not what I'm going to do with it...it's what are WE going to do with it." -M
"Mabel I can't do that she has a boyfriend" -B
"No she doesn't Michael is a dick and the Starbucks guy isn't her boyfriend yet so let's just have some fun." -M
"wow I just can't believe you even have this we haven't done something like this since middle school I feel old" -B
"You wanna do this?" -M
"We'll talk later..I'm hungry" -B

After lunch we watched a movie and everyone but Dua and Mabel and I fell asleep

"Mabel what time is it?" -B
"It's 9pm why?" -M
"M the PM is so unnecessary to say." - D
"Out of habit Dua." -M
"Okay let's go to your dorm." -B
"Why?" -M
"Because now is later" -B
"Wha- oh okay let me put my shoes on" -M
"Okay leave without me." -D
"I mean we would take you with us but you don't like clowns." -B
"Oh fuck that shit and those dirty ass motherfuckers." -D
"We know Dua which is why it's just us." -M
"Okay well text me your safe, my babies better not die because of some ugly balding excuse of a clown." -D
"I- okay yeah I'll text you bye" -B
"Byeee mwah!" -D

We practically ran to Mabel's dorm and when we finally got there I pulled out my phone to tell Dua we're safe, we didn't mean to lie to her but she doesn't do pranks or clowns either and sometimes you just gotta lie.

New Message To: Da_Pimp_Is_Ere

B: We are safe Dua just letting you know 😚
D: Good to know I don't have to use my shotgun 😏
B: Since when do you have a shotgun? 😐
D: took it from my dad 👽
B: Don't ever show me it 💀
D: I think everyone at school might wanna see 😋
B: This better be a joke 😕
D: Did you actually think I had a shotgun?🤣
D: No, I have a BB gun
B: don't matter last time I shot a gun I went flying 👹
D: could never forget 😂

"Kinda feel bad for lying to Dua" -B
"I don't now come on." -M
"okay call first dibs." -B
"Alright Be really flirty." -M

New Message to: (555) 307-9871

You: Hey...
Unknown: hey!
Unknown: Starbucks girl right?😉
You: I don't know 😕
Unknown: wait, were you not at Starbucks today with a group of people?😲
You: I'm joking with you babe chill💗😂
Unknown: Babe?
You: What?! 😨
Unknown: You called me babe 😜
You: No, I didn't what are you talking about 😬

"You called him 'babe'!" -M
"M this is just a prank chill he's Ari's man" -B
"whatever MY turn" -M

Calling (555) 307-9871

"Hello?"
"Hey, what's up?" -M
"Nothing you?"
"So, why did you call me?" -M
"Wait you called me.."
"Babe..what are you talking about?" -M
"You just said it again!"
"Said what?"
"BABE!!"
"woah Daddy chill."

*Whispers "Hang up Mabel -B

*Call ended

HAHAHHAHAHAHA -B & M
"I'm crying" -B
"My stomach hurts ahaha!" -M
"I can not breath!" -B
"wow oh my gosh, You feeling pizza B?" -M
"100%" -B
"K I'm gonna call" - M
"Don't forget to flirt" -B
"Bahhhahahaha"
"oh my gosh this was so fun." -B
"Ari is going to kill us." -B





















End of chapter 2 <3 thank you for reading Stream Defenceless bitches😜🖕🏾
All love though 😉 -Me

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