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Chapter 11 (Klondike Bar)

Bernice POV:

Wednesday 8: 57am

~ You know when you wake up and just feel like today is going to be a boring day even if the day literally just started? well that's what I'm going through *sigh I put on a pair of shorts and a tee and plopped on the couch  ~
"Uh I am sooooo bored!" -B
"Wish I could stay but I gotta go." -Ish
"Why, Where you going?" -B
"Oh I'm my uh sister's friend just had a baby and uh yeah my mum treats her like family and yeah I have to be there for a few days now sigh." -Ish
*Cough ahaha what? a few days?" -B
"Yuppp" -Ish
"Ishmael... Your just embarrassing yourself right now you don't have to tell me where you really are going, but it's not your mom's house. I seriously want you to be safe like for real sneaking out of here is never going to work, Am I not an FBI agent? your gone like everyday I seen wolf marks straight up on your back once, like damn where ever your going you better be safe or your grounded... kidding but I don't want you missing, or worse we've been like the best of friends for some months no and if I lose you ish...whatever anyways have fun or whatever." -B
"umm, okay" -Ish
"you can go ya know, I can see the embarrassment on your face this is too funny, for real you can go."

~ Ish slowly made his way to the door, and- *door closed ~

"Ughh I am sooooo bored! -B

New Message to: Da_Pimp_Is_Ere

B: I am really bored right one anyone wanna hang out?😐
D: Rip you😁
B: I officially have bored syndrome cure meeeee
T: Can't got plans
A: me 2
B: how the hell do y'all have plans? it's 9am
A: things happen
D: I'm down😘
K: Yeah, I'm down
T: Joe made us plans for our 4 months and he said it is going to get wet ;)
B: I- ew😑
T: I need to get laid!!!!!😎 okay
B: Oh my gosh
Bebe: LMAO I get what's hapening
D: yup.....
B: Tay lol this is disappointing
K: So disappointing
B:🏊‍♀️
D:🏊‍♀️
Bebe:🏊‍♀️
K:🏊‍♀️
A:🏊‍♀️
N:🏊‍♀️
R: 🏊‍♀️ lol
T: what tf does that mean?🙄
D: Lol you'll see T
D: Anyways B I'll be there in about 10 minutes
K: oh yeah shit forgot about that for a minute😝
B: no you didn't😕
K: you know me too well B be there in 15😜

~ Kendall and Dua came 12 minutes later but question is how did my lazy ass know that? ~

"Hey, Kendall and Dua here!" -K
"Finally, people!" -B
"Where is Ishmael? he's like always on that couch." -D
"that's true where is he?" -K
"Kicked him out." -B
"ahahaha wait what?" -D
"What why would you do that?" -K
"The bitch took the last Klondike Bar." -B
"Hold up, your telling me you kicked Ish out because of a piece of Ice Cream?
"Oh, Kendall please I would have one the same, and Klondike Bars are more than a peice of Ice Cream like what do you mean?" -D
"Exactly, Klondike Bars are heaven in your mouth and that's a fact." -B
"Yeah, no Ben and Jerry's is the best thing you can call Ice Cream." -K
"Ew no Ben and Jerry's is a literal 43 year old egg." -B
"Excuse you, Klondike Bars is just Chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in Parma ham with a side of homemade mash blended together and frozen into squares then covered in chocolate please." -K
"What are you talking about? Ben and Jerry's can't even make cookie dough right." -D
"right, they weren't kidding when they did the 'easy 3 ingredient challenge'." -B
Yeah and the 3 ingredients were flavor flavor and a bit more flavor, something Klondike Bars need to take note of."
"Let's ask Twitter then." -B
"Alright." -D

New tweet from @Dua_Ran_In_Payne

Hey peoples, nothing related to 1D or Larrie but Kendall Bernice and I are kind of in a message right now, yeah over Ice Cream. Bernice and I say that Klondike is better than Ben and Jerry's but Kendall says else what do you guys think? what would you do for a Klondike Bar if you agree with me <3 all love xx

@Neil_Whoran - I agree with Kendall, Ben and Jerry's is goooooooood😋🔥

@Louis_28_muffin - Klondike? Ben and Jerry's? yeah no I only heard of Baking Robin's 😑❤️

@Harrys_grammy - Of agree with you Dua, Klondikes are AmaZAYN. I would burn down a Wendys for a Klondike Bar.

@Harold_froggy_face - I would slap my math teacher for a Klondike Bar, not cause I want one but because I hate math😎

@Z.Squad.Updates.euphoria - I would go to America and back for a Klondike Bar.😃😃

@Harry28Louis - I would get a dog and name him/he John for a Klondike Bar

@DairyQueen_Official - I would go to dairy Queen for a Klondike Bar😌

@Sonic replying to @Dairyqueen_Official  why have dairy Queen when you can get a blizzard for 28% off😝

@Lemonsarelife2001 I would unfollow for a Klondike Bar😕🤑

@You_Need_Too_Zayn_In_Payne -  I'd have been and Jerry's and sell it in a Klondike Bar company for a Klondike Bar😥

"Okay this is unfair, you have like a thousand and I have like what 1? I wanna re-match." -K
"Nope, we won fair and square just like a Klondike Bar is." -D
"Speaking of Klondike Bars Im kinda hungry but wanna show at the same time." -B
"So grocery shopping?" -K
"No-" -D
"Please, If I don't Ishmael will get mad at me. It's my turn." -B
"Who cares you kicked him out anyways." -K
"No, I didn't I was kidding he left for a few." -B
"what?!" -K
"where?" -D
"He went to his mom's house and won't be back until a few." -B
"a few?" -K
"Yup he's gone for a few." -B
"a few what?" -K
"A few days." -B
"DAYS!?" -K
"But testing is like in 4 days." -K
"it 4 days but he said he'll study when he's there so yeah can we go now?" -B
"Yup but get ready your not wearing that." -D
"Umm yes I am" -B
"No now change ASAP." -K

~ Sorry peeps this was a weird chapter but things have been happening and I haven't updated in a while after this chapter there will be a chapter like it but more juicy so sorry if this was boring but I had it in my head to the literal longest. thanks for reading chapter 12 out now maybe. -Me ~