St. Stylinson University ➵ L.S ➵

Chapter 12 (Shopping is a payne)

~ I went to my room and looked at my closet like I've never seen it before, I then took out a pair of grey leggings and a sweatshirt  since it was a bit chilly today. ~

"I swear my keys where right here, where are they?" -B
"I got them, I'm driving." -K
"No, I want to drive." -B
"Too bad I got them first now let's go." -K

~ We got in my car and heard Nick on the radio weird. ~

"Good morning California Nick Grimshaw here with Niall Horan!"

~ No I'm screaming Nick stops talking to us to chat with celebrities no fair ~

"Bitch what the fuck is happening?" -D
"How the fuck is Nick on the radio?" -K
"why and how is he WITH NIALL?" -B

"Ladies and gents we have Niall Horan wow it's crazy no Blondie no more right?"
Niall: "No, gone with a full change."
"Why Niall we all really loved the blond guy from One Direction."
Niall: "Welp,the blonde guy from One Direction grew up."
"So let's talk about Zayn since he Zayned out and the blonde in you did also, Zayn is older than you right?"
Niall: "I feel like I should be offended but em Yeah Zayn is older."
"so growing up changed your hair what do you think about Zayn and his verity of different hair color past the 5 YEARS!"
Niall: "Well I'm me and Zayn is Zayn so we are different people and I feel like he just has it in him you know? He could be 60 but he' still rock green hair or blue hair I don't know."
"Well ladies and gentlemen that was Niall Horan here with me stream his new single Slow Hands that will be playing here during our break."

"Well shit, Nick met Niall" -B
"When we go to school expect him to be in crutches." -K

~By this time we pulled up to the grocery store and there were a fuck load of people. everyone must need groceries there like 1, 2, 1000 cars here~

"Well this will be boring and a long trip." -D

~ I grabbed a chart as Dua and Kendall came into the store. ~

"so what are we getting?" -D
''I don't know I don't use grocery lists.'' -B
"Ugh, let's go in the cereal isle" -K

*

"The is like no good cereal here next." -B
"There is Reeses puffs."-K
"..What? put it in! actually put 5." -B
"5? that's a little much." -D
"well I need to hide one of them obviously." -B
"what why?" -K
"you don't know my Payne" -B

(see what I did there ;)

"Well next let's get milk, sugar, eggs, salad, chips like lots of chips and lots of ice cream you know just in case I have a breakdown." -B
"speaking of breakdowns, I'm going to have one right now." -D
"huh?" -K
"Look at towards the milk station thingy." -D
"oh shit! you wanna go?" -B
"umm No!"-D
"why?" -K
"Just cause my ex is here doesn't mean we leave, and either will he, not again. speaking of let's go have a little chat." -D

~ Strolling the chart towards Issac I got really nervous, last time I spoke to him I threatened him saying I'd make sure he was behind bars if he spoke to or hurt Dua again but then again my nervousness went away as I seen Isaac's face, he looked so shocked to see us or maybe it was how hot we were looking I don't know. ~

"Hey Isaac, miss us?" -D
"No actually."-Issac
"Wow came back rudder than before." -K
"How's Ember doing? or has she not robbed you yet." -D
"We engaged now actually." -Issac
"Yelp that's one more thing she could steal from you." -B
"She's not a gold digger! she actually loves me." -Issac
"hmmm alright what about Stephanie?" -K
"My mom didn't like her so we broke things off." -Issac
"your mom liked none of your girlfriend's loser she loved Dua and you broke her." -K
"Cuzzo look"- issac
"Cuzzo? cuzzo where? me? yeah no I see cousins nowhere between us." -K
"We're blood and you can't change that." -Issac
"Bitch watch me." -K
"why do you have a baby bottle? don't tell me she's pregnant." -D
"who cares if she is? not like you guys are invited infact we are pregnant and expecting in 5 weeks" -Issac
"Who's expecting you or her?" -D

~ we all broke into laughter when someone who was trying to through said something, he had a British accent voice absolutely beautiful, looked all too Familiar (That's a hint) ~

"Oh my gosh no fookin way." -K

"Öhmyfuckinggosh" -B

"Liam! hey." -D
"So you were cheating to huh? and with this guy?" -Issac
"Umm Isaac this literally is-" -K
"Her boyfriend"-B

~Bernice blurted, as she nudged Kendall and Dua as in to go with it ~

"Umm yeah 2 years strong." -D

~ I seen the confusion on poor Liam's face but he just stood there quitely as this wasn't his problem and didn't want to interrupt.  Dua was about to speak again Isaac interrupted ~

"Oh yeah? kiss then." -Issac
"what no why would you say that your he ex let her"-

~ And just then Dua smacked he lips against Liam's the longest 10 seconds of my life I feel like I haven't blinked for an hour. ~

"see you at home babe." -D

~And there Liam went no picture no nothing because what's the point when your best friend just made out with him~

"so you get mad at me for cheating and leaving you when you were doing the same thing? with someone wearing all gucci and Louis V? you say you were heartbroken but you where sneaking behind my back this whole time." -Issac

"You will never understand." -D

~ We finished shopping, we needed a second cart for all the stuff we had. We put the food in the car and this time I drove. ~

" I officially change my mind this trip was bonkers." -D
"Imagine If we let B go on her own." -K
"I seriously cannot believe all that happened with in one hour, I can't." -B
"So, Dua what was it like?" -K
"What?" -D
"Kissing Payne don't act dumb" -B
"Oh it-"
"He's following you on TWITTER?! -K

~ The car made a loud screech sound as I pulled over. ~

"Liam motherfucking PAYNE?!" -B
"Yes check TWITTER he's following Dua." -K
"Oh my God he's following me!" -B
"what?!" -K
"What is going on?" -D
"We just got followed by Liam Payne." -B
"But, what about me?!" -K
"I don't think so, yeah he's not following you." -B
"But I was there too." -K
"I'm living a dream right now, I need to go home!" -B

~ 10x over the speed limit somehow not getting pulled over I got back to the dorms and kept the food nicely and neatly Kendall and Dua came in a little while after bringing in the rest and place to on the counter. ~

"B do you smell that?"
"No, what does it smell like?" -B
"Do you smoke all of a sudden?" -K
"No." -B
"So why does it smell like that?" -D
"I have no idea what you're talking about guys."
"Well you had to have had a guy here then." -D
~ Dua said while holding up a small green sweater. ~
"I would never bring a guy here, that's probably Ishmael's" -B
"Speaking of Ishmael i'm kinda bored." -K
"What does that have to do with Ishmael." -D
"Well I wanna dis-organize his things not mess them up but move them around a bit." -K
"Kinda mean though." -B
"He didn't tell us he was leaving." -K
"he told me." -B
"So?"
"I'm in." -D
"Wha- fine let's go." -B

~I opened Ishmael's door and damn, now I smelled the cigarette scent, we started messing around with his stuff but ended up finding some weird stuff. ~

"No, I'm dead Ishmael has a vibrator and a dildo." -K
"Lemme see, ahhh! why does he have this?!" -B

~Blue and sparkly ~

"I found a condom and lube ahahha." -D
"Oh my gosh you guys are finding all the good stuff no fair." -B

~.~

"Ahhhh." -B
"What, B?" -K
"Isn't this the jacket Harry wore in London?"
"It is......" -D