Funny Hardbass Man (Ruv x Reader Oneshots) // FNF //

🍋 || 𝔹𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 || 🍋 ||(Ruvx!FemaleReader||

((WARNING; THIS IS A LEMON. IT'S GONNA GET A LIL SPICAYYYY))

(The drawing above isn't related to the story, lol, I just liked it.)

This place sucks...

You sipped the drink in your hand, which had more flavor than the entirety of this "get together". Sarv had asked you to talk to people to get to know them better, and to try to convince them to come join the church. That's kind of hard when everybody here is as bland as a tax accountant's wardrobe.

"This blows." You sighed out loud.

"You do realize this was organized by me, right?" A familiar voice spoke up.

You nearly spat your drink as you came face to face- well, more of face to chest, thanks to his ungodly height- with Ruv, your "best friend". Best friend in Sarvente's eyes. You were both secretly dating each other behind her back, not quite sure how she'd respond.

"I didn't mean it like that."
"Of course you didn't." He snatched the drink from your hand and took a sip.
"Excuse me, I was drinking that." You glared up at him.
"Excuse you, I'm drinking it now, soo-"
He squinted, and raised the cup out of your reach. No matter how hard you stood on your tip-toes, it held with no prevail. Another sigh escaped your mouth as you jumped in attempt to knock it out of his hands. With one last try, you squatted down a little bit, and stretched your hand up, kicking off the floor. But it was snatched by Ruv, who had put the cup down. He stared at your surprised face, and a quick flash of a grin crossed his face. You knew better than to say he did smile. He never does.

"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Are you gonna put me down?"
"Not anytime soon."
He grabbed under your other arm, and swung you to a room over, pressing you against the wall.
"What are you d-"
Your sentence was cut off by his lips crashing into yours. Hesitation filled your body, eventually giving in and allowing him to continue down your neck. You wrapped your legs around his torso and clung onto his head, taking off his ushanka and tossing it aside. His hair was soft and ruffled as you ran your fingers through it. You smiled to yourself. You loved the way it was, especially when he gave you piggy-back rides and you could bury your face in it. It always managed to smell like a pine forest, which was impressive considering all the time he spent in the city... usually pick-pocketing people. The door behind you both shut, snapping you out of your thoughts as he began to run his arm up your shirt. It was cold, and sent shivers down your spine. His hand seized around your chest, making you squeal. It quickly loosened and clapped around your mouth.
"Be quiet." He spoke in an even lower voice than his usually was. 
"Hehe, what're you gonna do if I'm loud?"
He paused.
"Daring today, aren't you?"
Quickly, he stretched your shirt collar open, and dove his face in, kissing your collarbone and shoulders intensely. You knew damn well he was trying to give you hickeys, because he knew they ticked you off.
"Stop- Stop!" You giggled. As much as you hated them, it felt good regardless.
"You talked back, you deserved this."
"Ok, but why do I have to be quiet? There's music playing out there, anyway."
"Yea, my music, that you said 'blows'."
"Not just the music. Your entire even- AH~"
He bit your neck, and sent a new feeling through your body.
"Ow, fuck, do you have to dig your nails into my back?"
"Just shut up." You kissed him on his forehead and fell into his soft hair again, taking in the sweet smell you loved. 
"Says the one who basically moaned when I simply put my hand on you."
"Excuse you, you grabbed my boob with your ice hands, Elsa."
"I'm trying to tell you to be quiet so nobody comes in, nitwit."
"I'll chomp off your hair."
"Mm."
He suddenly let you down, and you fell on your ass. 
"Did you seriously lick my fucking hair?! Gross!" Ruv aggressively shook his head and glared at you. You stuck out your foot, and cut him off mid sentence by making him fall. He looked back up, level to your face "You're nasty."
"Love you, too." You grinned and kissed him on the nose. He made a weird noise that sounded like an attempted laugh, and grabbed your head, returning the favor.
"Love you too, Y/N." He replied, out of breath.
"Mind I ask what's going on?"

Both of you turned to the door to see Sarv staring at you both, startled and confused. You both looked at each other. He seemed calm, but you were quite the opposite.
"Told you to keep it down." Ruv said, frustrated, but with a lighthearted tone behind it. You smiled, despite the fear in your stomach.
"It's fine. Maybe this party wasn't so bad after all."

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