Hi, I'm squidward the most handsome squid in the world and no one can tell me otherwise!
Now I don't want anyone to know about you diary. Especially spongeboob he will take the pages and scrape book them.
Now I know what people might say about me selfish but how can I be so selfish? I can't I'm above everyone so that means I can't be according to many celebs.
People think I'm depressed, I'm not I'm the happiest I can be! Even though my parents never call me :(
They actually told me "Squidward your annoying we are throwing you out what a waste of 9 months we love your siblings more, oh and I hope you never find the place where all the squids live that's where we will be staying and your siblings also don't want to see you. We hate you squidward!"
Sad isn't it? Well yeah I actually found out how I got my name when I meant them last they thought I would be a coward so they chopped of co and took squid. How original!
Also your probably thinking how the heck did I get a education and a job? Well it was easy I just played my favorite thing the clarinet. Someone gave it to me because I was homeless half my life and thought I could be a star little did they know I was so good no one wanted to sign me.
But that will all change one day I WILL BE A STAR!
