Izuku: the Cybernetic Hero?

Free for all...Target U.A !

Izuku: "come on you fuckers...i'm ready" as both Jirou and Momo follow him...they would work as a group to avoid getting hit...as the other students are coming right at them...since U.A had some fame and news going on with them...they want to try and prove that they also deserve the spotlight as the balls are flying at them Izuku in a quick response took out his hand cannon and fired at the balls literally in seconds they were all deflected and he reloads to fire again...and he kepted firing 
Izuku: "NOW JIROU!!!" as Jirou then used her jacks to hit a couple of the others with the balls and soon they got first blood...or first ball 
Izuku: "nice...hey dipshits" and he sees one of them charging at him he turns to dodge and then grabs the attackers ball and hits him on the target with it taking him out and he then turns to throw it at another one shooting his gun at the side hitting another one from behind him 
Izuku: "alright" Jirou along with Kirishima could only have one word in their head 
Kirishima: 'Manly" 
Jirou: 'Jealous of Mo now' 
Izuku: "lets hurry" and they nod proceeding to get scores 

on the teachers area 
Emi: "wow you really had them trained for this" 
Aizawa: "not really...a lot of them actually had to experience right away...from USJ, Hosu, the camping trip, Kamino ward, and now this...all in the name of trying to become a hero" 
Emi: "i guess...but you should give yourself some credit...
Aizawa: "and what about you...how's your class doing so far" 
Emi: "not much progress...even though they get the best training the school could offer...but you can't replicate real life scenarios...we don't have that privilege" 
Aizawa: "i see" 
Emi: "says the hobo" 
Aizawa then pulls her close: "stop it" 
Emi: "shota...we're in public...we could get in a lot of trouble..." 
Aizawa: "they already know our relationship..who gives a damn" 
Emi: "i guess that's why your a hobo" 
Aizawa let's go now: "you really went there huh" 
Emi: "nah...all the money you spent goes towards Hapi...and that's adorable" 
Aizawa: "and none to you" 
emi: "i know" 

back to the others 
Izuku: "alright....45 down" 
Jirou: "got 12" 
Momo: "32" soon they see nothing but wind...and next thing they knew was a bunch of students were suddenly taken out 
Izuku: "Inasa apparently got 120" 
Momo: "you're kidding me" 
Izuku: "well...means i'm going to try now" and he rushes off to the hotspot taking them down...while they should worry about surviving
Jirou: "he's got this" soon they see him just blazing through it like no problem...some even said not the face or some other thing they don't want...since he just slams them with the ball...but to say they didn't try would be a lie as some even made it difficult for Izuku...normally he would just shoot them in the head and be done with it...but he has to restrict himself which proves to be much more difficult for him...he has it beaten into him...so of course it's going to be hard 
Izuku then fires at the ground and throws the ball hitting one girl in the face...the ball bounced off and he punches it hitting her abdomen where her target is...
Izuku: "102" and now he has over 100 counts...not bad really...compared to 623 kills...but either way he's giving it his all...until he ran into Inasa
Inasa: "i see you got 102...very impressive...for a quirkless" 
Izuku: "ooh" mocking him and soon he uses whirlwind trying to knock him off balance but he simply gets away from his ranges...soon he brought out Comrades hammer 

Aizawa: "ah fuck" 
Emi: "what is it?" 
Aizawa: "that pistol he's holding is extremely dangerous...hopefully he won't end up killing someone...or us" 
Emi: "is it that bad?" 
Aizawa: "it one-shot the zero pointer" 
Emi: "oh"

Izuku: "blow this bitch!" and he fires it as the flash and the sound caught everyones attention 
Inasa: "holy shit man..you trying to kill someone?!" 
Izuku: "nah...just a distraction" 
Inasa: "distraction?" soon he looks to see his target was hit...and he was surprised...how did it hit him in the first place?!
Izuku: "aim at the ground the force becomes your fucking best friend"
Inasa: 'i see now...he used the impact of the explosion as a way to propel the ball on the ground so when i dodged he predicted the projection...and i fell right into his trap....damn it all!' now seeing he is out 
Izuku: "some preem work i made" 
soon he turns immediately to fire another ball from hitting him 
"oh wow...you really are like what they say...totes to you" and he sees another girl with blond hair and she was in a skinsuit with a small hat...or beret...whatever
Izuku: "caught your attention" 
"ma names Camie...you definitely should go out with me" smirking now
Izuku: "hmm....tempting..but i'm spoken for already" 
Camie: "i don't see it that way  hotstuff...you want someone like me...to pay attention...to love you dearly...to pleasure your needs~" as she slowly walks towards him
Izuku: "heh...don't think you could 'pleasure' my needs....it's a simple fact that mentally unstable people have a large sex drive...you ought to see what your dealing with first before you get fucked"
Camie: "maybe i want to get fucked by this challenge" 
Izuku: "jesus it's nothing but sexual tension with you" deadpanning 
camie: "come on...you know you want it" soon Izuku then throws a ball to which she dodges easily 
camie: "wanna play hard huh..okay...let's get the fun started" looking at him with crazed eyes 
Izuku did a scan...and oh boy he was in for a ride
Izuku: "really" he's not surprised...just disappointed...then again he used to just sleep with every chick he would see...even those he saved...sometimes
Izuku then sees her charging at him so he did what he does best and use Comrades hammer to create a cloud of dust...stunning her...as he was about to throw a ball at her...it was deflected by a web...shit...the other contestants made it soon he retreats back knowing they are all set on him 
Izuku: "come on...fuck" soon he sees 
Momo: "IZUKU!" as she waves to him and she was about to get knocked out the balls were shot away 
Izuku then goes up to bridal carry her to safety...using his synthetic accelerator that was implanted into his calfs to increase his movement and he ran the other way using the PJL to fire a smoke grenade to create some cover he soon finds a place to take cover for the time being
Momo: "alright what are we going to do?" 
Izuku: "hang on...i need to do some Calibrations first" and soon he uses the optimizer to set intervals for how much power is going into the explosive rounds 
Momo: "alright then" as he was doing this...slowly she had her ball in place...and she slowly goes for his target...smiling maniacally...her hand was grabbed and she gasped 
Izuku: "you know some simple trick like this isn't enough...Toga" and soon the figure melted...and it just shows Camies face 
Camie: "aww..you really can take the fun out of things" and she takes out a knife
Izuku: "charming" and soon she starts swinging it...and he barely dodged the one and it barely cuts him
Izuku: "great...you got my blood..so fuck off" and she laughs 
Camie: "i got it...i got it!" and she jumps away like a fucking frog 
Izuku: "bitch" soon he turns to see both Momo and Sero with her
Izuku: "guys" 
Momo: "are you alright?" 
Izuku: "for the time being...apparently this girl name Camie has the ability to transform into others...she turned into you Mo" 
Momo: "m-m-me!?" 
Sero: "bro why was she naked?!" 
Izuku: "cloths turn into mush along with it...and for the time being...she also gave me a paper cut...and now i'm pissed" 
Momo: "oh okay" soon an announcement was heard as only 53 examines have passed
Izuku: "goody" sarcastic about it 

meanwhile 
Izumi: "fuck...ah..AHH!" using her quirk for telekinesis...forcing the balls to go right back at the thrower...and she scored 10 more
Izumi: "yeah" soon she sees a figure...and it was a girl naked
Izumi: "WHERES YOUR CLOTHES?!" covering her eyes 
Camie giggles: "aww how cute...you must be the slut hurting my Johnny...well you are no importance...he really hates you with everything he has....see ya" and she jumps away 
Izumi : "i know that" 
Katsumi: "hell yeah Izumi look what i just did!!" but she stops as she sees her grim look 
Katsumi: "yo...girl what's wrong?" 
Izumi: "just some slut telling me about Izu i already know about...means no difference to me...i give up on trying to mend things with him...he utterly refuses to accept any apology...or trying to make things right for the matter...ugh...it's so frustrating" 
Katsumi: "we know Izumi...but you got to accept it now...he is no longer the boy i had a crush on and no longer is he your brother...you got to accept Izumi...i'm sorry for being blunt...but that' the whole gif of the situation" 
Izumi: "i know" 
Katsumi: "well we better get some more kills...i want my K/D to be fucking high!" 
Izumi: "your right...let's do this!"

Shoka then freezes more students..and another...and another
Shoto: "we need to get out of this...we're basically cornered" 
Shoka: "you think i don't know that?!" 
Shoto: "I'm not saying that" soon he makes another ice wall freezing more of them 
Shoka: "fucking naruto ninja fuckers!" barely dodging a ball
soon
Bakugo: "FUCKING DIE WEEB TRASH!!!" as he makes a big explosion knocking them all away 
Bakugo: "your fucking welcome!" and he runs off 
Shoka: "well at least that helped" 
Shoto; "he took the points
Shoka: "..." 
Shoto: "..." 
Shoka/Shoto: "fuck"

"GAME!!!" and soon they all stop...and they hear the announcements...seeing who passed the test...obviously it starts from last to first....seeing Jirou got in which is good...then Kirishima...Bakugo....Ochako...Tsuyu....and a lot more....but they also noticed Izukus name hadn't come up yet
Momo: "please pass please pass" 
Izuku: "you haven't seen the rest" 
soon it gets to second...which was Momo 
Momo: "i'm Second?!" 
Izuku: "apparently" next up 
"AND THE FIRST PLACE GOES TO...." then it displays Inasas name 
Momo: "what?!" 
Jirou: "are you fucking joking?!" 
Kirishima: "bro!!!" 
"Since Johnny Silverhand doesn't have a quirk...only those with quirks can be on the rankings list" and soon a lot of the examines either cheered or boo...it was a mix reaction
Momo: "that's so uncalled for...who the fuck do they think gives them the right to do this?!" 
Izuku: "well that's heroes for you...requirements that need to be met since you were born" 
lida: "it is alright Izuku...we will find a way to get you in" but that was already settled 
Izuku: "nah...it has no meaning for me...because someone already took care of it" 
lida: "really?...who" soon they hear some yelling and screaming...Jirou was kind of afraid of what she's hearing right now 
Momo: "what's going on" 
Jirou: "lets just say Mr Aizawa and his lovely gal are in an argument with someone right now" 
Izuku: "like i said it's already been taken care off" soon the announcer speaks again 
"UM DUE TO SOME UNFORTUNATE CONVERSATION...JOHNNY SILVERHAND PASSES!" and a  good amount of students cheered...while the others just silently glare or scream names at him 
Izuku: "yep"

in another location
V: "alright why am i here" 
"we heard you have a keen eye for investigations" 
V: "and why the fuck do you want me" 
"we have a very...problematic situation" 
V: "okay..what do you need...kill, steal, kidnapped?" 
"dear heavens no...we have a....very concerning break in...we're worried if it involves Jeffs Campaign...but i hope you can do well for it" 
V: "okay...i'll see what i can do then" 
"thank you very much V...thank you!" 
V: "as long as i get my payment....Ms Peralez"