Armin x Shrek [ is it really true love?]

chapter 1

(I HAVE OFFENSIVE HUMOR SOMETIMES SO IF THE READER ISNT OKAY WITH THAT THEN STOP READING, ALSO THERES AOT MANGA SPOILERS)

Armin POV:

It was a nice sunny day and I was with the group. I was getting a little bored and I decided to split up from the group and get a coffee and sit down at a tree to read. I was getting my coffee and sit down at a tree to read my boku no pico hentai books. I was really getting into it. Then, I feel a heavy body on my body. It knocked me over and I look up and see a big, green, muscular man fall on top of me while other people where laughing. I struggled to get up.

"H-hey are you okay???" I say as I sit up, the man looks over at me and I blush at the sight of his green skin. 

"Yea, sorry kid." he says in a low sexy tone. My face turns red at the sound of his voice. He helps me up and fixes his ratty ass clothes. 

"Im shrek, and you?" he asks

"O-oh, my name is Armin Arlert." I say as he touches my hands with his massive green ones. 

"Nice name, your eyes are very pretty, and your blonde undercut hair makes you look cute." he says with a red tint on his fat face. 

I got to know this shrek person for a little longer more. He was a very nice and sexy guy. Even though I had a wife and kids...Annie. No, I didn't care, I found true love. It was love at first site. 

-Time skip-

It was beginning to get late and I was having fun with shrek, we went to sit at a park and talk some more and get to know each other more. 

"Well, its getting a bit late, do you think we should head out?" shrek says taking a sip of his piss. 

"Yes, I think we should, w-would you like my number?" I shyly ask.

"Of course." he says taking my phone out of my hand. He types in his number with his meaty hands. 

"Thanks, shrek." I say smiling.

"No problem Pico, I- uh- I- mean armin, yea armin." He says in a low hot voice

I blush and head home. 

-At home-

It was late and Annie and the kids where asleep. I jump into my bed in my own room because Annies a bitch and doesn't wanna share a room. I pull out my phone and I  immediately text shrek. 

                                                                      Sexy green daddy

                                                                                                                     hey shrek

hey armin

                                                                                                               Wyd shrekie 

Taking a shit, wbu?

                                                                                                   Ou cool, im reading ging x gon readers

hot.

                                                                                          yea, well gn shrek, ill text you tmrw.

gn.

I put my phone aside to charge and I lay in my bed with a smile on my face.

-The next day-

I wake up and I check to see if shrek texted. I see no notifs and go on about my day. I tried my best to avoid Annie and my kids. I go out again to the same place where me and shrek. 

I look around to see if shrek is there. I keep walking and see him sitting on a bench. He was wearing such sexy clothes.

"Hey shrek!" I say as I sit next to him.

"oh hey armin!" he says closing his book.

"Watcha reading?" I ask

"Oh just a tragic Donald Trump love story between him and Luigi." he says holding the book.

"Oh." I say as I look at his sparkling shit brown eyes. 

We spent a lot of time together as friends I guess. I didn't want to tell shrek I loved him, it was too soon.