-The next day-
Annie POV:
I wake up and notice that Armin isn't in his room like usual. I go downstairs to make breakfast like usual because Armin can't cook for is own good or he'll get burnt...again.
"ARMIN!" I shout for him, usually his fat ass and his fat ass kids would come running down the stairs. Only our kid came running.
I walk upstairs to check up on Armin. I walk into his room to see almost everything gone. I was starting to freak out.
"Armin?" I look under the bed and in the closet. I see a note on his desk where his boku no pico and hisoka x gon manga fan fics where at and I see a note. It read:
Dear Annie, I have run away with the true love of my life away from ur pig piss ass. I dont regret anything 😛.
Right next to the note he left was his ring, our marriage ring. I run out of the room and slam the door. I run downstairs and crying a bit.
"Mommy, where's daddy???" I see my piss ass kid and shove the little dick out of my way. I run out the door crying and down a few blocks. I see a green bitch running to my direction. I stop to ask her if she is okay.
"MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME WITH SOME 5'6 BLONE GERMAN BOY WITH AN OCEAN KINK!"
Her words sounded familiar who she described. no. Am I that ugly for Armin to cheat on me with a green daddy? I comfort the lady as I learned her name was Fiona. She looks up at me with tears in her eyes and we start making out. It was hot. Have I also found true love? Yes, fuck armin and his ocean kink. I remember when that little bastard used to jerk his lil meat to my crystal........