Armin x Shrek [ is it really true love?]

Chapter 12

I see shrek and he was with Mario, they where making out and sharing a cup of Shreks piss. I go up to shrek and I kick him in his ass crack. It was raining and cloudy that day. I punt Mario and he lands into some cactuses. Shrek runs after me but I shoot him with my AK-47. I was a criminal now.

I run away crying in the rain. 

I was remembering all the good times I had with shrek. I still had a dick kid at home but I didn't care, I could also just shoot the little mutilated fuck later on. 

it was still raining and I sat under a tree. I was remembering the times with shrek. The first time we met. The first time we kissed. When he jerked off to the minions movie. My pet rat Annie that we almost ripped in half. The time he kicked 69 at our wedding. The time when Levi fell and shrek just left him there. Our first date. The time we ate zekes spinal fluids. It was heartbreaking. 

Now I know how bitch piss ass Annie felt when I ran away. I got the news that Annie and Fiona got married and lived a nice life together. I was lonely and a criminal. I was sobbing under a tree and I feel I hand on my shoulder. I look up and its chrollo, daddy Chrollo Lucilfer. 

"You lost babygorl?" he says bitting his lip.

THE END.