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-At the hall-
I was dancing with shrek and then it was time for our dance together. We played our favorite song, "Barbie Girl". I was very excited to dance with shrek.
I was dancing and then shrek fucking slipped on erens bird shit. I grab him and I punt him across the room and he lands in the punch.
We continued dancing to our favorite song and then other guests where joining us in dancing. There was a lot of people dancing.
There was Donald Trump, Obama bin laden, Hitler, Shane dawson with his cat, lil nas x, prince Philip, James Charles, Gru and the Gorls along with vector, Hisoka and Ilumi where there, jeffrey star was there, Charles Manson, and 69 was there too.
69 was there until shrek 69'ed him into the sky and broke his neck with the song still playing in the background. Then, Captain Levi came in with his wheelchair.
Falco and Gabi where pushing his wheelchair while putting him somewhere to sit. Levi wanted to go get something to eat. I guess Falco thought it would be nice to do some "cool" tricks with Levi's wheelchair because Levi had fell. Its okay tho, we just pushed him to the side and continued dancing to barbie girl. Sometimes I feel bad for Levi, we always make fun of him and he can't stand up for himself :(
We danced until it was 2 in the morning. I was happy that me and shrek got married and that I was gonna spend the rest of my life with his headass. We go home and fall asleep.