Remus finds a child (Self-insert)

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"HEY GUYS I FOUND A CHILD!" Yelled Remus, holding you out like that one scene in the lion king. You just looked down after seeing the room with 4 other people, all gaping. After a few seconds of silence, the one person wearing a tie and glasses spoke. "How have you come into possession of a small child?" Remus pulled you back to him. "They were homeless and being chased by Kidnappers with knives, Logan! What else was I supposed to do?" Someone wearing all black interrupted Remus. "I don't know, call the cops? Stay nearby for a while? Not randomly kidnap a child back out of spite!" Remus scoffed and looked back down at you. You were just glancing around the room nervously. Some guy wearing a cardigan around his neck came forward to you. "Well hi there kiddo! I'm Patton!" He waved enthusiastically. "Hi..." You said halfheartedly, earning a huge grin from Patton. Remus started to walk again. "Anyways, I'm going to take care of this child, so f you!" He said before being stopped by a guy in a prince outfit. "Absolutely not, I will not have you raising a child!" Remus laughed manically and you just got more and more confused. "Like you'd be any good at it Roman!" Remus said, glancing over at a large collection of Disney movies on the wall. Roman scoffed and pointed a sword at Remus. Patton rushed forward and grabbed you from Remus. Next thing you knew, you were seated next to Patton and Logan on the couch, Roman and Remus were at each others heads, and Virgil was just watching with interest. Patton kept awing at you, and Logan kept rolling his eyes. "Patton, what we need to focus on right now is what we're to do with the child!" Logan complained and Patton groaned. "They're just so cute though!" He squeed at you. 

"Well you're not the one who saved the child!" Remus remarked, going to grab you. Patton had to put his hand in front of you. "Saved them? You literally took them off the streets without their consent!?!?" Roman said, snatching you from Patton, which for some reason Patton didn't try to stop. You wriggled out of his grasp and ran over to Virgil. He looked at you quizzically. "You good?" He asked. You shook your head and covered your ears from the noise of fighting. Virgil nodded and sat down with you. "Hey can you guys like not for one second? You're scaring them." Virgil said to the others, motioning to you covering your ears. Patton ran over to comfort you, and Roman and Remus tried to take it down a notch. "I'm just trying to save them from your terrible influence." Roman said, glaring at Remus. Remus rolled his eyes. "Because you're so perfect with your Disney obsession and crippling insecurities." Roman looked offended. "I am not insecure!" He said, stomping down slightly. You flinched and Remus came over and grabbed you. "See!?! You scared them!" Remus said, holding you. Virgil stood up suddenly. "I swear to god Remus and Roman, if you don't give us the kid right now..." Remus and Roman both turned on Virgil. "Or what Virgil? Make me listen to MCR until I beg for mercy? You know that freaking trash man is nothing but bad news!" Roman said. "You literally talk about mashed potatoes in your dreams? Who does that?!?!" Logan sighed and stood up. "I don't want to have to call him guys. But I might." Everyone except Patton glared at Logan. "You would not!" "Oh I would. It's obvious that the child is experiencing immense anxiousness due to you two fighting over them. At least he would be able to keep them..." He looked as if he'd finally made his decision. "Alright, we're doing it. DECEIT!" He yelled, and a snake man showed up and rolled his eyes at everyone. Sighing, he got to work. "Roman, Remus. Give me the kid." Roman and Remus both said no and Deceit rolled his eyes once again. "You literally know that I can manipulate things so I get the kid- anyway..." He snapped his fingers and you suddenly appeared in the 6 arms of Deceit.