Oneshots

Part 1

I went to the sea and farted ,the fish can see gas is what i remembered my teacher told me. We looked into each other's eyes.. The Panini tasted like panini. It was a beautiful sunset. And suddenly. The worst happened. She pooped herself. Because of the horrendous smell, i went to the graveyard. "Graveyard-kun, please come for me. You have been more loyal than any boy that have been with me." I said. "Harvard finniish." He said. Due to confusion, I went to a nearby village, burned it down and came home to play with my maid waifu in minecraft. I found this black horse he looked like charcoal so i lit him on fire. After some gaming, I started to eat potato skin, and then my little pony came inside and said "It smells goofy innit". I said "OH HEL NAAWWHWHHWHH" and started eating the pony in fear. I went outside, then i saw a little chicken. I like chicken nuggets so i named my new friend chicken after the famous KFC owner in minecraft. And I ate the chicken. The chicken feathers that is. Because if I deep-fry them, they will taste more delicious.