SUNDAY DEC. 15
GAY LOSERS!!
stannotaman sent a picture
bev.vy: NOOOO
billydenz: rip
trashmouthtw: staniel
trashmouthtw: how dare you
ben.jammin: Aw your hair!!
bev.vy: im gonna cry
bev.vy: this is a federal crime
bev.vy: staaaannnn
stannotaman: I'm sorry!
stannotaman: I figured I should do it sooner rather than later
farmer.mike: which is a great idea!
farmer.mike: and I think short hair also looks great on you!
billydenz: yeah it looks great!
stannotaman: Aw, thank you!
BANIKE
localhypochondriac: this is painful to watch
trashmouthtw: bill being a dumbass?
trashmouthtw: it's always painful
bev.vy: hey give bill a break
bev.vy: he tries
trashmouthtw: he should try harder
trashmouthtw: they also are all going to Stan's for Hanukkah and that's why they had to cut their hair
trashmouthtw: fricken Donald
bev.vy: ugghhh I'm gonna cry again
localhypochondriac: it's just hair
miketweezer >> willthewise
miketweezer: so are we doing something today?
miketweezer: I don't mean to bother you
willthewise: no, you're fine
willthewise: but I'm not sure about today
miketweezer: oh ok
miketweezer: that's fine!
miketweezer: maybe some other time?
willthewise: sure
miketweezer: cool!
miketweezer: we'll figure it out
SCREW MIKE
willthewise: mike is being really weird?
sk8ermax: you're talking to him?!
willthewise: uhh maybe
sk8ermax: ew
lucas.skywalker: what is he saying?
willthewise: he just really wants to hang out with me
willthewise: I think he's lonely
dmaster134: He didn't ask me to hang out :((
lucas.skywalker: yeah he didn't ask me and we live next door to each other
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Friend Gang(!!)
FanfictionBuckle up. A modern day crossover au with IT, Stranger Things, I Am Not Okay With This, Knives Out, and The Turning (with some sprinkled in surprises). In which, we do secret santa in a lonely hearts club while finding doppelgangers in a sea of angs...