Pick me up, like a piggy back ride. Bring me to the beach, a volcano, wherever you want. Drop me then and pick up bridal style, then take out your stand [p/s/n]. Tell me "Well, I really like the time we had together, but... You have to go. I'm sorry Tet." And yeet me off into the sunset, while the local mafia take me away and then go home, rest, and act like nothing happened.
- me
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69 ways to kill me by me
HumorWays to kill me I guess. Don't take this book literally I like to simp for fictional characters, but only six. (It used to be two help)
