Look who's back from the dead! This isn't really a story so much as a short script but I hope y'all like it anyways.
Michael and Jeremy are just chilling in the basement.
Michael, reading a fluffy thing: AAAAAAAAAA KILIGGGGGGGGG
Jeremy: What's a kilig?
(He pronounces it as kee-LIE-ig, breaking the souls of many Filipinos.)
Michael: First of all, you butchered the pronunciation. It's pronounced ki-LIG.
Jeremy: Called it.
Michael: Second, it means something like you really wanna punch something cute.
Jeremy: Wait a sec.
Michael: What?
Jeremy: Punch something cute?
Michael: Yes...
waIT NO-
Jeremy: AH YES TSUNDERE VIBES
This definitely needs some context, doesn't it?
So my friends and I were doing Penmanship worksheets because our school likes to torture us like that. The worksheets were in Tagalog because yeah. The topic of this one particular sheet was 'Tagalog Words With No English Counterpart' or something.
I was writing the definition of kilig and then i misspelled pinch as punch somehow. Please don't ask.
Yeah that's basically it! I have a bunch of prompts so maybe I'll publish some new oneshots if I don't have schoolwork.
YOU ARE READING
BMC Oneshots, I Guess
FanficThis is literally the most impulsive thing I've ever done WTF- Long story short, I was working on a Filipino project and decided it would be a good story. Now heere we are. And then I thought to write some more and we have this.
