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The night before we obtained our marriage certificate, I asked him, "When did you start to develop feelings for me?"
He answered, "I don't remember."
"But, why me?"
"Why not you?"
"I'm very petty, and...
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Sometime back when the World Cup was still ongoing, Jungkook’s luck in betting was extraordinarily terrible – all the teams which he thought were promising were all eliminated in the early stages. As a result, Jungkook was given a new, well-deserved title : Pele No. 2.
As the Finals neared, I persuaded Jungkook to bet on Argentina.
“Why? Don’t you think Germany has better prospects? Kross’s present condition is excellent blah blah…”
I shook my head, “It’s because Argentina has a nicer uniform.”
He insisted on betting on Germany, and finally won 500 dollars. Overjoyed, he took a photo of his earnings and bragged, “I’m now at a new peak of my life!”
I replied, “Sugar daddy, please sponsor me!”
He shook his head, “I can’t squander my money away.”
Me: “Sponsoring me is not squandering your money!”
After giving it some thought, he replied, “But it shouldn’t be called ‘sponsoring’.”
Initially, I thought that he would continue by saying that providing for his wife is a natural duty which he ought to fulfill.
In the end, he said, “It should be called ‘rearing’.”
Jungkook, is your proficiency in languages meant to be used as a weapon for insulting your wife?!
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He is a soccer fan whereas my knowledge about football matters has remained in a state of stagnation since 2002 when China qualified for the FIFA World Cup for the very first time.
When Germany won Brazil in the World Cup this year with a score of 7:1, he was absolutely giddy with joy. When I woke up the next morning, he excitedly launched into a detailed recount of the match, “Wasn’t Kross’s tackling in the first half marvelous oh my god Germany is insanely strong this one sided massacre should totally be recorded in history shouldn’t it blah blah……”
After listening to him ramble on for half the day, I carefully asked him, “But doesn’t Brazil have Ronaldo?”
Subsequently… there wasn’t any more ‘subsequently’…
After hearing about this incident, my dorm leader, who is also a soccer fanatic, told me earnestly, “Love is truly great – he can actually bear to put up with you without considering a divorce.”
