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4:37pm

in the glorious gays group chat

rintaro:
so like my sister was being a little shit

rintaro:
and mom was texting me so i was like also your daughter is refusing to go to class

rintaro:
and she was like "How Can She Refuse."

rintaro:
and i was like bro idk you ask her

rintaro:
and she started yelling at me in japanese like why are you on your phone go study

rintaro:
like can we please focus on the matter at hand

you:
exactly

other miya:
pLs

you:
why is your mom my mom

you:
my mom would be like pass him the phone or you yell at him or you drag him to class choose carefully quickly and wisely or i will stalk your facetime glare at the three hours of video games and threaten you

you:
**screentime

you:
goddamn

rintaro:
HELP

other miya:
we are literally adults

other miya:
and the video games thing hasn't happened since like eighth grade because ive been playing in the dark at like four am sucks to be you

miya:
fuck you

you:
arent you like a legal adult why is your mom tracking your screentime

other miya:
tsumus like nineteen but his mental age regresses by like fifteen years everyday when he wakes up

rintaro:
pLS

you:
i can vouch for that

miya:
I DO NOT

miya:
ISTG

other miya:
shush ms carpio said if we misuse gods name we're going to hell😟☝🏻

you:
jesus fucking christ

other miya:
😟😟😟

rintaro:
oehs noes😔

miya:
rest in peace my man😎👌🏻

seen.

notes:
[ i started the oehs noes thing it's basically just oh no but random and my entire friend group uses it now ]

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