Dream oneshots

Nani?!?!?!

It was a perfectly normal day. People were dying, Techno was dueling Dream. Everyone placed bets. "Dreamy c'mon" Nightmare cheered. Dream sighed, and knocked Techno to the ground. Techno then shot an arrow that almost hit Dream. Dream dodged the arrow. Techno got his axe out and swung at Dream. Luckily, Dream wasn't hurt, his mask was. His mask fell onto the ground in two pieces. "Ah Shit" Dream muttered. He kicked Techno onto the ground again and held a sword against his throat. Techno lifted his hands in defeat. "Hell yeah Dream" Eret cheered. Quakity, Tommy, Sam, and Ponk handed Eret money. "Yeah" Nightmare cheered. He ran to Dream and hugged him, "Fuck off dude" Dream muttered. "Good job bacon" Lucid smirked. "Whatever" Techno muttered getting back up. "Do you have any more masks" Zero asked. Dream shook his head, "Nope" he said. He turned around and saw Eret and the rest. "Damn Dream you look hot" Quakity said. "Shut up" End hissed. Quakity stuck his tongue out. "You fucking child" Tommy said. "You're one to talk" Good said. "I'm gonna go check if George has any glue " Dream said running off. "Bye bye dreamy" Good said. "Have you guys seen his face before" Tommy asked. Almost everyone nodded. "Wait why didn't he tell us" Quakity whined.

Dream walked around the smp, trying to find George. After a few minutes of walking, he found George at his hold house. Dream ran to him, "George do you have any glue" he asked. George turned around, "Wait who are you" he asked. Dream looked at him, "Can you seriously not recognize me by my voice, it's Dream" he laughed. George's eyes went wide, "Oh I knew that" he smiled, blushing slightly. "So do you have any" Dream asked. "N-no" George stuttered. "Do you know where Sapnap is" Dream asked. "Yeah, he's in the community house" George managed to say. Dream walked away, leaving a confused George, "I though he was gonna look like Froy or someone else" he thought.

Sapnap was in the community house, looking for a gun, to shot Quakity, today they were gonna duel and have a water gun fight. Dream walked in. "Oh hey are you new" Sapnap smiled. Dream laughed, "No Sapnap" he replied. "Wait you're Dream" Sapnap asked. Dream nodded. "I thought you were gonna look less hot" Sapnap blurted out. "Wow thanks so much, you're such a comforting friend" Dream said sarcastically. Sapnap shook his head, "No, you look cuter than hot, but mostly both, does that make sense" Sapnap asked. Dream looked at him, "you're such an idiot." Dream said. "Anyways, do you have glue" Dream asked. Sapnap shook his head, "I gave it to Ghostbur" he said. "Where is he" Dream asked. "Manberg" Sapnap said, staring at Dream. Dream walked out and headed toward Manberg. "That was a hot experience" Sapnap thought.

Dream walked around Manberg trying to find the Ghost. "Hey there, are you lost". Dream turned around and saw Ghostbur with Friend. "No, I'm the admin, I'm pretty sure I know my own server" Dream joked. Ghostbur, "Oh Hi Dream" he waved. Dream smiled. "Is this the first time you don't wear a mask" Ghostbur asked. Dream nodded, "Yeah, it broke when I fought Techno." he said. Ghostbur smiled, "I like how you look, you look". Dream blushed a little, "Thanks" he said smiling slightly. "Do you have any glue" Dream asked. "Fundy came and got it for one of his codes I think" Ghostbur replied. "He's at the UFO thing" Ghostbur said. "Thanks Ghostbur" he said, running to the UFO. "Do you like how Dream looked like Friend" Ghostbur asked the blue sheep.

"How hard is it to get glue" Dream muttered. Dream got up in the UFO. He saw Fundy with the glue. "Fundy" Dream said. "Yeah Drea-am" Fundy stuttered. He saw Dream. "Um hi, how are you" Fundy asked blushing slightly. "Good, I broke my mask though, how about you" Dream asked. "Um it just keeps getting better you know" Fundy said. "Can I borrow the glue" Dream asked. Fundy nodded and handed to Dream. "Thanks I'll give it too you after" Dream said. "How did I lose that" Fundy thought. "He was so, cute and hot and pretty and" Fundy cut himself off.

Dream walked away, "Why the hell is everyone so weird in this fucking smp" he thought. Dream headed towards where the duel was, finding the Dreamons talking to everyone. Dream picked up the two broken parts and glued it back, he set it out to dry. "Dream" Lucid said, hugging Dream. Dream tried to get out, but wasn't successful. "Dreamy, I should have came with you" Angel said. "Why" Dream asked. "Because almost everyone including Techno, started to-" he was cut off by Sapnap throwing water at him. "what was that for" Angel asked. "For being a snitch" Fundy said. "Fuck you furry" Angel teased. "I AM NOT A FURRY" he yelled