Dream oneshots

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When Dream was mad at George and Sapnap.

George, whispered tone: What do we do

Sapnap whispered back: I don't know make conversation? maybe

Dream glaring at them

George: So Dream you look, shorter than usual

Dreamons hold Dream back who is holding a knife and yelling fuck you

Sapnap: Really

George: You weren't there

Sapnap: I told you to make conversation not your death wish

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Dead person in front of the smp

Zero: You killed him

Dream: He died of natural causes

Everyone: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF

Dream, smiling: Yeah, gravity, natural
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Ghostbur learning something new with the smp

Ghostbur: What's friends with benefits?

Everyone sweating

Dream: …. a very special friendship

Ghostbur: Oh like me and you, Dream?

Dream blushing

Techno: No like me and him

Punz: You mean me and Dream
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Eret: Why are you smiling

Dream: Can't I be happy, is it a crime

Techno: Nightmare is at the hospital because he fell off the roof

Eret: WHAT?!
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<p>Tommy: I can kill you Dream</p>

<p>Dream: Yeah? So can a dog</p>

<p>Tommy: ...</p>

<p>Dream: So can another human being</p>

<p>Everyone: ...</p>

<p>Dream: So can I</p>

<p>Tommy: Dre-</p>

<p>Dream: You ain't special<br />
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<p>Random Person: Say sorry to me</p>

<p>Dream: Sorry</p>

<p>Everyone: ...</p>

<p>Random Person: sorry sir</p>

<p>Dream: No need to call me sir</p>

<p>Everyone laughing their ass off<br />
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<p>Punz: If you had to drink a shot every lie you said, how drunk will you be</p>

<p>Puffy: Not that tipsy</p>

<p>Ranboo: Tipsy</p>

<p>Techno: Drunk</p>

<p>Tommy: Wasted</p>