Dream: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Dream: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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*Good makes a shadow that looks like Techno
Techno: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Tommy: Do you take constructive criticism?
Wilbur: I only take cash or credit.
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Dream: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
George: 20 people died
Dream: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
George: YOURS
Dream: That's right: no one's.
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Fundy asking Dream on a date: Would you like to stay for dinner?
George: would you care to be alive?
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Dream oneshots
De TodoDream oneshots. I take requests. I ship their personas not irl bc that's weird
