SET FOR ME? Haikyū!!! imagines

kenma oneshot <3

you and hinata were scarily similar, both loud, energetic people. always brightening up a room. you two weren't related in any way, of course, you two were just best friends! whilst hinata was permanently the sun, you were a mixture of a ball of energy and a sleep-deprived gamer who's only vocabulary was "'aight', 'i'm tired', 'i want monster', 'get the fuck away', 'pog' and 'left! left! LEFT YOU IDIOT UGH! GO SUCK MY CLIT YOU DICK!'"

of course, when the team found out about that side they joked that you seemed similar to a certain pudding head setter at nekoma high.

2nd pov

"y/nnnn you should be the team manager!!" hinata whined for the umpteenth time that hour.

"why? it's not like i'll get paid to watch a bunch of pretty boys play hardcore 'don't-let-the-ballon-touch-the-ground' for hours." you droned, taking a sip of your monster can and throwing the empty can away.

"c'monnnnnn!! we're gonna go for a training camp and then you can finally meet kenma!!!" hinata pouted as he clung onto your uniform tightly.

you sighed. was there any way out of this? "no hinata." you said opening a bag of doritos and eating some. "i don't wanna!"

"you get to skip out on school! and you get free meat buns from coach!!" hinata said jumping around me, his tangerine hair flying around him.

meat buns AND skipping out on school? deal. "fine, sign me up or whatever." you said waving him off before meeting up with noya and tanaka and walking to class with them.
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after school, you waddled down to the gym's and sat by the bleachers while clicking furiously and screaming into your mic "OI PUSSY COME BACK HERE OR I WILL KILL YOU!!"

"is she alright?" kageyama asked pointing towards you.

"oh shit yeah- ill be right back bro, aight. pog. bye!" you muttered before hanging up and walking to the team "surprise shawty!" you said smiling "im stuck in hell with you guys. yaaay...." you said before yawning and finding another monster in your bag. only for you to shotgun it and crush it.

the team gawped at me as you shrugged "Y/NNN DID YOU SPEND ALL NIGHT PLAYING GAMES AGAIN WITH THAY GUY YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT???" hinata yelled as he saw the eyebags under your eyes which you thought you'd covered enough with makeup.

"nooo-" you mumbled, playing with your hair. a sign of lying.

"LIAR! Y/N WHY WON'T YOU SLEEEEP???"

"it's not like i'll be able to level up in genshin if im off in dreamland for 10 hours a day!" you muttered whilst digging your hands deep into your pockets and doing a backbend to stretch. "c'mon dipshits. quit gawking and do some stuff! i don't care what just do it."

"YES MA'AM!" the team yelled and started doing laps.
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you woke up, no you didn't- you got up from your gaming chair and layer your headset on the computer before getting dressed and packing your bag. yes, it might've been 3:30 but you weren't gonna sleep now were you? you got ready for the training camp and sat on your bed seeing if anyone was awake.

me
HEY ARE YOU UP??

twinn :)
YEAH I CABT WIATTT tho i have to do a test first ://

me
EW-
GOOD LUCK BESTIE
maybe i can take your spot while ur gone😂🤙

twinn :)
STAY AWAY FROM MY SPOT >/(
NO
>:(

me
HAHAHAHAH SURE ;))

kaw kaw🙀🏐

me
ayo who tf was in charge of naming this😟

salty puthay juices
idk

me
yikes