Mel x Aliyah crack because we need dumb shit

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Here is my horrible attempt at comedy. Also- this may or may not contain memes and refrences djkhfdjhdfljkhfdkjh

In case ya couldnt tell...oMg whAt aliyAh hAs a gIrlFreNd? Yes. Yes she does and its Mel


INCOMING CHARACTER:


Melanie Gotts: 15, Aliyahs girlfriend


This takes place in the present ig-


Aliyah Zoon


She was at Mel's house because why the fuCk not *ik such a cool start* and they were vibin in her room just talking about random stuff.


Melanie Gotts


"Ay Aliyah-"


Aliyah Zoon


"What?"


Melanie Gotts


"Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute...wanna work out?" She smirked (MEL I SWEAR CALM DOWN)


Aliyah Zoon


"Did you just...call me fat?"


Melanie Gotts


"No you dum dum-" she said "I wAs gONnA kiSS yOu"


Aliyah Zoon


"o h"


#RipAliyah #Top10SaddestAnimeDeaths #Brocken #Depreshun #SadLoveStory #Betrayal #Heartbreak



Melanie Gotts


"Why would you thINK i would call you fAt?" She asked


Aliyah Zoon


She shrugged "Dunno- i eat a lot of bread" *this info is random but- i hope i made u proud archer for the next line-*


Melanie Gotts


"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"

Aliyah Zoon


"i dOnt cOUNt thEm mEL"


Melanie Gotts


"Youmissedajojorefrence"


Aliyah Zoon


"First of all- what the fuck is a jojo- second of all- how many refrences are there"


Melanie Gotts


"**e v e r y t h i n g i s a j o j o r e f r e n c e**" She looked at Aliyah in the eyes


Aliyah Zoon


She backed away from Mel "Calm down-"


Set


Aliyah got jojo refrence'd to d e a t h


j k

Uh since i ran out of what else to write there you go

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