Eli helps Lui find a date.

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All i gotta say is



7u7


alsoo this takes place when lui is 15 *literally 1 day after he turned 15-*


Lui Zoon


He was in his room. Moving around 'God im so single, im pan yet no one seems to fucking like me' He thought 'Im just gonna get Eli to help me date someone- maybe even date him- well- i mean- he is hot- aaaand he is nice- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanD he is funny- and cares for me- did i forget to mention he is really hot? Oh  fuck- O H F U C K' And Lui realized he had a crush on Eli  "Show me Elijah Faun" 


Elijah Faun


"Ello Lui" He said "What happened??" 


Lui Zoon


"Welllllllllllllll could you come over real quick i need your hELp" 


Elijah Faun 


"O k t h e n" He leapt over "Whatcha need, pretty boy?" 


Lui Zoon


He turned rEd- he didnt care that Elijah usually flirted with him a lot- now that he realized, Eli only flirted with hiM- "I am single find me people." 



Elijah Faun


"LUI- THATS TOO BLUNT- WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR TYPE?" 


Lui Zoon


"Uhhhhh idunno- I like people i guess??"



Elijah Faun


"God you have no idea-"


Lui Zoon


"Nope i dont-"



Elijah Faun


"Well- lets try to search for people, maybe see anyone you like?"


Set


They did that- aaaand failed. Lui had no interest in the people he met. THAT IS BECAUSE HE SIMPS FOR ELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


Soooo time skip brought to you by......



ARCHER AND JEEFE PLS START BANANA FISH TY UWU


Time skip to 2 ish weeks later


Lui Zoon


Lui was with Eli "Anyone else i might be interested in?"


Elijah Faun


"Mhm"


Lui Zoon


"whO"

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