Warning: Shitty humor ahead, and thirsty Eli aka s c a r y Eli
Set
Elijah and Lui were vibin or something when Eli decided to pull a Mel and ruin the vibe
Elijah Faun
He pinnEd Lui against the wall because he thiRstY
Lui Zoon
He blinked "Eli what the fuCk"
Elijah Faun
He kissed Lui roughly because HES THIRSTY WHAT THE FUCK ELI I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR DAMN TONGUE OUT OF LUI'S MOUTH LUI IS TOO MUCH OF A CONFUSED PAN UNDESICIVE MESS TO FUCKING COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT YOU ARE THIRSTY
Set
All of a sudden.... a 15 yr old Aliyah appeared to save the day
Aliyah Zoon
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" She said as she threw holy water at Eli and Lui because they both ended up being thirsty. She poofed away
Lui Zoon
"Im wet" He is too stupID for this world *thatswhatshesaid*
Elijah Faun
"You are so immature-"
Lui Zoon
"And you are so thirsty, it aint my fault im hot."
N E X T M O M E N T
Lui Zoon
"AyO bby gorl Eli cmere"
Elijah Faun
"CALL ME BBY GORL ONE MORE TIME YOU LITTLE RAINBOW BITCH BOY"
Lui Zoon
"I love you too."
Elijah Faun
"Fuck you."
Lui Zoon
"Bet."
Set
This time Aliyah popped in with an 18 yr old Poe
Poe Zoon
He drowned Lui in holy water "REVENGE"
Lui Zoon
"FUCK OFF"
N E X T M O M E N T
Elijah Faun
"Ayo Lui"
Lui Zoon
"WHat the FUck do you want you thirsty hoe"
Elijah Faun
"thatsonewaytotalktoyourboyfriend" He mumbled
Lui Zoon
"It isnt my fault that you probably paint the ceiling white after dreaming about me." (REFRENCE REFRENCE!)
Elijah Faun
"HEY HEY HEY NO NO I MAY BE THIRSTY BUT I AM NOT A CREEP EW NO"
Lui Zoon
"Better safe than sorry"
Elijah Faun
"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez" He mumbled "You are gross."
Lui Zoon
"You're grosser for making me assume that shit"
Elijah Faun
"W H E N HAVE I MADE A COMMENT SO THIRSTY IT INVOLVES PAINTING THE CEILING WHITE?"
Lui Zoon
"Never but still"
Elijah Faun
"STILL WHAT I AINT SOME DUDE THAT JUST THINKS ABOUT THIRSTY THINGS"
Lui Zoon
"You could be though-"
Elijah Faun
"I dont do anything withiut your consent"
Lui Zoon
"F a i r p o i n t"
Elijah Faun
"AHA YOU JUST ADMITTED TO ENJOYING EVERY TIME WE MAKEOUT AHHAHAHAHAAH YOU ARE JUST AS THIRSTY"
Lui Zoon
"Fuck you-"
Elijah Faun
"I love you too"
thE enD
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Keeping Up With the Zoons (a kotlc au)
FanfictionThis is an AU of keeper of the lost cities,with a family i created and my friends joined in. This has rarely any main plot its mostly mini stories but yes it will have plot
