Gov: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Florida: Thank you
Gov: I didn't say that was a good thing
Florida: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Colorado: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Utah: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
Alaska: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Rhode Island: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Alaska: No! Four to five seconds!
Rhode Island: Too late!!!
Gov: You're a loose cannon, Louisiana.
Louisiana: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
California: I think you play by your own rules.
Texas: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Gov: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Louisiana: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Florida is a loose cannon.
Florida: *smashes a chair*
Michigan: *Gets down on one knee*
Ohio: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Michigan: *Falls over*
Ohio: The poison is kicking in.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
