Statehouse stuff

Squirrels are just tree cats

Louisiana: Favorite horror movie?
California: It
Texas: Saw
Gov: Annabelle
Florida: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Louisiana: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Florida will and will not eat.
Louisiana: Grass? Yes!
Louisiana: Moss? Yes!!
Louisiana: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Louisiana: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Louisiana: Worms? Sometimes!
Louisiana: Rocks? Usually nah.
Louisiana: Twigs? Usually!
Louisiana: Gov's cooking? Inconclusive!
Gov: How did you... test this?
Louisiana: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Gov: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Georgia: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Gov, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Florida: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Gov, with the tone of someone who is used to Florida: Outstanding.
Gov: This is what I'm talking about people.

Gov: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Florida: That's why I carry two swords.

Oklahoma: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Texas: You? Magic? Oklahoma, it says talent show.

Georgia: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.