A Very Serious Story About Love

Oh no we're the whores now-

Ok ok, yes hi hello it's ✨Kass✨ again, it really has been a while hasn't it? Well lemme fill you in on the past oh I don't know year???? Of what happened?????
[camera pans to icky looking city with some people wearing masks and other people being dumb asshole BITCHES THAT NEED TO FUCKIN PUT ON THEIR DAMN MASK I DONT FUCKIN C A R E IF YOU THINK THIS IMPOSES ON YOUR FREEDOM JESSICA ITS FUCKIN FABRIC YOU CAN DEAL WITH IT YOU FUCKIN- U G H ok ok fourth wall break sorry-]
As you can see- well as most of you 1 person reading this knows, it's basically end times and I don't wanna point fingers b u t I'm pretty sure god had something to do with this one🙄 whatever anyway-
[camera pans down to a house that lowkey looks mega cottagecore, in the corner stands a broken person😔✌🏼emotionally not physically🙄]

{Cedar}
"I fuckin h a t e this-"

{Kass}
"Deal with it hoe- we gotta make a living-"

{Cedar}
"I can't do this-"

{Kass}
"Just- gimme that-"

[Kass takes Cedars phone from them]
[tree man is upsetti regretti]
[tree hoe can cope🙄✌🏼]
[Kass does big sigh which means she hate life]

{Kass}
"God ok yeah you were right we can't do this-"

[Cedar takes the phone and press call button✨]

{Aimee}
"Yes?~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

{Cedar}
"How in the f r e s h f u c k did you say that-"

{Aimee}
"Talent ☆〜（ゝ。∂）"

{Cedar}
"I hated every part of that-"

{Aimee}
"Tf you want pussy"

{Cedar}
"We- I- we- Kass you tell 'er"

[Cedar is big bitch and passes the phone to Kass]

{Kass}
"Ok goddamn- we want in-"

{Aimee}
"In on??"

[Cedar yells in the background]

{Cedar}
"Teach us how to be hoes!!!!!"

{Aimee}
"You wanna be hoes??😳"

{Kass}
"Before you say some shit we need the money got it?🙄"

[Cedar still in background]

{Cedar}
"How the f u c k are you doing that!!!"

[camera angle changes so you see Dildo Palace in all its glory]
[Cedar looks big upsetti and Kass look depresso expresso]

{Kass}
"To CLARIFY this doesn't mean we're friends- you're just gonna teach us to be hoes yes?"

{Haley}
"Absolutely(⌒-⌒; )"

{Cedar}
"Y'all seriously ho w"

[Kass ignore da tree bitch]
[camera pans to a lowkey sex dungeon but I can't say that cuz this is family friendly if you couldn't tell ya know dildos whores? All the family topics😌✌🏼]

{Kass}
"Absolutely not, I'm not going anywhere near pp🤬🤬🤬🤬"

{Aimee}
"How do you expect to be a whore then?? :/"

{Haley}
"I mean unless you wanna be near titties👀"

{Cedar}
"Can't we just like- be virgin hoes-"

{Aimee}
"How does that???- never mind- ok ok- repeat after me-...ara ara~"

{Kass}
"Ar-🤢🤢🤢🤢ara- 🤢🤢 nope absolutely not, you know what? This was a bad idea I'm just gonna sell feet pics to weirdos that are willing to give me their life savings🙄✌🏼✨"

{Cedar}
"Wait- shit this was about money?-"

{Haley}
"What else would it be for? Aren't you guys poor??"

{Cedar}
"Shhhiiiiit y'all could've told me I would've robbed a bank-"

{Kass}
"You're telling me we didn't need to be here???? 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️"

[the tree shrugs]
[camera pans to a bank on fire]

{Kass}
"Holy shit you were right this was much easier-"

{Cedar}
"See I told you🙄✌🏼"

{Kass}
"Dear Satan you've learned-"

{Cedar}
"🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅🏻no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚🏻‍♂️ÿARiçHiñ🤴🏻BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣🏻‍♂️Dà🎉YO💦"

{Kass}
"Yeah no I'm moving out- see ya-"