hi. i cant think of a message today mate.
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*woah cue huge two month time skip*
Super Hoes 🙄❤️
Peter
Guys Harley just told me the weirdest story
hARlEy
Peter don't.
Sokovian Speed Boy
Peter-
Hermione Granger
Yes.
Mr. Hacker
What did he do?
Peter
Apparently
When he was twelve
hARlEy
you were my best friend peter
im digging my grave
Peter
:)
He shot someone
Mr. Hacker
WHAT?!
WHY?!
Hermione Granger
NOW WHY WOULD YOU-
Peter
LET ME FINISH-
He shot someone
with a p o t a t o g u n
Mr. Hacker
...
Really.
Hermione Granger
You had me PANICKED
Peter
Its what i do
i make everyone panic
you should see how many times i get stabbed a week
Sokovian Speed Boy
you what.
Hermione Granger
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE MR. HACKER A HEART ATTACK PETEY-
Peter
MUGGED.
I MEANT MUGGED
Mr. Hacker
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IS BETTER.
Peter
in the end the mugger is the one getting hit
Mr. Hacker
Do your guardians know?
Peter
My parents?
Sokovian Speed Boy
I thought your parents were
you know..
💀💀
Hermione Granger
I WILL KILL YOU
hARlEy
Peter?
Whose that?
I only know ✨tea-kettle-pete✨
Sokovian Speed Boy
He finds me funny granger >:(
Hermione Granger
Well I don't.
-------(′▽'〃) two minutes after peter settled down------
Peter
Back.
Mr. Hacker
Finally
Peter
to answer your question Mr. Hacker
Im adopted.
duh.
hARlEy
honestly, i thought you were smart
Mr. Hacker
wow-
Are they good?
Peter
Yes
hARlEy
their scary
Peter
i-
hARlEy
dont deny it little one
Hermione Granger
Why are they scary?
Peter
he's upset they ship us
Sokovian Speed Boy
AHAHA HARLEY
I CAN TELL YOU LIKE IT
Peter
ohmygodharleynowhasabruiseonhisforeheadfrombanginghisheadonthetableUHM-
Mr. Hacker
are you guys ignoring the fact that Peter got mugged once?
Peter
I mean,
i never said it happened once
Hermione Granger
Mr. Hacker is now on the verge of screaming
Mr. Hacker
kid your giving me more gray hairs than I've ever gotten in my life.
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SORRY THIS IS SUPER SHORT BUT I WAS DOING THIS WHILE DOING HOMEWORK AND I GOT THIS IDEA SO ITS KINDA JUST.
R U S H E D.
Word Count: 336
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Wrong Number, Pytor.///DISCONTINUED
Fanfictiondiscontinued. never let an 11 yr old attempt ti write again. PUBLEASE. thank for all the attention though😛 --- ••••••• heads up: i couldn't decide what type of story this shoule be so i decided to be "orginal" and make it a combo.. ahem... ...
