Wrong Number, Pytor.///DISCONTINUED

Pepper Potts

Can we just appreciate the power of bets because of the photo? I owe so many Animal Crossing bells to my mom..

No One's POV

 Harley and Peter were working in Tony's private lab, doing their physics homework. They had just finished working on Tony's Iron Man suit, adding different protocols. Of course, Harley convinced Peter to name them after memes. If Tony ever needs help, they set up a protocol called "I've fallen and I can't get up." FRIDAY seemed amused to that one.

  While debating whether they should correct the teacher, because the options for answers were wrong, Tony came in. "Uh oh, he has a smirk on his face. What are you planning." Harley joked, receiving a glare from Stark in return. "Shut it Keener, I have some news for you two." This got the teenagers attention. "Peter, you know how you wanted to meet Brucie Bear?" If it were possible for a humans pupil's to turn into stars, that'd be Peter's right now. (That made no sense but please bare with me.) "Are we.. are we meeting him?!" "What? No, even better." Peter deflated slightly, what could be better than meeting THE Bruce Banner?

 "Meeting Bruce Banner is like a dream come true. What could possibly be better than that?" Harley asked. He was very curious, though he wouldn't admit it. He doesn't seem to like surprises.

  Tony grinned at Harley. "I'm going to introduce to the team!" He clapped hands together. Harley and Peter shared a glance at each other, in both fear and excitement. "W-when are we meeting them.." Peter managed to say, slapping a laughing Harley on the back of the head. Tony saw how nervous Peter seemed, but brushed it off. He must just be nervous to see the Avengers.

  "We'll see them after your shift ends, does that sound good?" The younger boys (i refuse to believe Tony could be considered a man) were hesitant, but nodded in agreement either way.

  When Tony left saying he was going to find something else for the kids to work on, Peter started rambling once he didn't hear Stark's footsteps. "Harley! This is bad! This is really, really bad! Мама Паук and Papa are gonna be here today! Oh god... they'll find out about the internship, and then our secret will get exposed and- Why are you laughing!?" He glared an intense glare at Harley, that only people he is very close too have seen. Harley ignored it, trying compose himself.

 "Peter, darling, you need to calm down. If your parents understand Russian, just explain yourself in Russian! Did Ms. Romanoff say that the others don't speak it, idiot." Peter froze, thinking about what Harley had just said. "Al-alright. You better be right though!" "Can promise anything~" Harley just laughed as Peter hit him in his head again.

   A couple minutes later, Tony decides to show up again. Peter heard him coming, but as he got closer, he heard heels clanking behind Stark as well. "Tony, why are you so excited? What did you do now?" Peter could recognize that voice as a female, middle aged probably. Peter didn't think much of it, must be one of his friends. He ignored the voices, and continued to do his homework, when the doors burst open. This caused Peter to jump up, and fall off his chair. "Guys, I want you to meet- sorry Peter- someone!" Peter muttered that its fine as he got up, rubbing his arm.

  "Meeting someone? Today? nOw-?" Peter's voice cracked. "What he means is, didn't you say we were gonna meet the Avengers later?" Harley asked (corrected). "Yes well, ignore what  I said just for a moment. I'd like you to meet my lovely wife, Pep-" "I can introduce myself? Hello boys, I am Pepper Potts. I assume you're the interns Tony's been talking about a lot." She chuckled as Tony growled quietly. "You're Harley Keener and Peter Parker, I'm correct?"

  "Yes ma'am. Nice to meet you." Peter not stuttering in front of his idols for once? How fascinating. "Didn't you say Pepper Potts is the only person Mj could fangirl over?" Harley "whispered," just loud enough for the couple in front of the two to hear. Peter looked at Harley with wide eyes, before understanding what he was trying to do. He was taking the chance to talk about Mj in front of Pepper Potts. Peter decided to play along, which is a very bad idea, but this is Peter we're talking about. He is known for always having good, but bad ideas. "Mj? Isn't she the girl you always talk about Peter?" Tony said, smirking. He knew Peter had a crush on a guy, but he had to make it seem like he didn't know Peter. He wouldn't want to ruin their somewhat-friendship.

  Peter stared at Tony for a second, grimacing at the thought of him and Mj together. They used to be together, but Mj came out as lesbian, whilst Peter came out as bisexual. "She's the only girl I talk about, Mr. Stark. No one else is friends with the outcasts." Peter said, muttering the last part. Harley heard it of course, him being right next to Peter, and just chuckled with a sad-ish smile. "What was that last part Peter? We couldn't hear you." "I said no one wants to be friends with the outcasts?" Tony seemed taken back by this. How could someone as sweet as peter be considered an "outcast?" He turned to Pepper, who also seemed to be slightly confused. "What do you mean outcasts? Don't you go to that school full of nerds, everyone there is practically an outcast." Tony joked, though Pepper didn't seemed amused.

  Peter shrunk in his seat. He opened his mouth to respond, but Harley beat him to it. "It's nothing." He turned around and continued to do work. Pepper and Tony just walked away.

  "So much for a first impression." He turned to Peter, who still looked quite nervous. "Hey. Hey! Earth to Peter!" Harley snapped his fingers, gaining Peter's attention. "Sorry, I'm just nervous. What'll happen when we see Мама Паук и папа later? How are we gonna explain that?" Peter started panicking and rambling way to long for anyone's liking. "Listen, just stick to the plan we made earlier, and they won't find out about your parents. Ok?" Harley reassuringly put his hands on Pete's shoulders.

  "Al-.. Alright... Im trusting you on this one, Harls."

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FINALLY FINISHED THIS.

I HAVE BEEN BOMBARDED WITH HOMEWORK TO THE POINT WHERE YESTERDAY I WAS DOING IT FROM 12:30-10 PM-

SORRY-

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