It Was Morning. Jai And The Gang Woke Up.
Jai: Good morning, Folks! Today's the 2nd day of College Years!
Lennie: Isn't it hard being 22 year old, Jai?
Jai: Yes. It is. Isn't hard being a 21 year old, Lennie my boy?
Lennie: Oh. Yeah. I always take The Flinstones Vitamins every night and it makes me High. Really.
Jai: Damn....
George: Welp, Huh? Where's Harold?
Jai: Oh. I don't know!
Lennie: He must be hitting a bong right now. He does this every morning.
George: Oh yeah. Lemme go check on him. *goes upstairs* *sniff* I smell weed! That must Be coming from Harold's room!
Harold: *cough cough*
George: *kicks the door open* Oh, good morning Harold.
Harold: H-hey George...
George: it's not even easy being adults. Isn't it?
Harold: HELL NO! I'm 17! It's worse!
George: it smells pretty bad in your room. Why are you still hitting bongs?
Harold: Well? My dad used to do it. Now he's out of prison and now kidnapping other 5 year old brats.
George: Sheesh!
Barbie: Babe, You weren't like this when we were little!
Harold: I know... But it's depressing being adults. You're only 21. Right?
Barbie: Yeah. And I miss Trayson so much. He now lives in Asia. Even though I know he lived in Canada when we were young, I realized that he lives in Asia cause I remember him saying he's moving soon. Yeah.
Lennie: My 2nd best pal....
George: Let's all go downstairs for breakfast.
10 Minutes Later.
Jai: Pffff.... Look. There's Cody.
Barbie: That stupid dirty nerd from middle school?
Junior: Yeah. Let's go.
*they sit at his table*
Barbie: Hey loser! Long time no see. Huh?
Jai: Yeah. That stupid doll kid from middle school.
Junior: I remember you eating cheese and QUACKers!
Jai, Barbie, Lennie And Junior: *laughs*
Harold: And you don't smoke because you're lame, Huh? Ha ha!
Cody: CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!???
George: Yeah. How old are ya? Ha ha, 10? No no. 7?! I remember when you were 3 years old but big baby! *raspberry*
Cody: I'M FUCKING 23 YEARS OLD!!!!! AND I DON'T HAVE A LEAP YEAR!!!! I WAS BORN ON MARCH 1ST, 2008! NOW SCRAM! LEAVE ME ALONE, IDIOTS!
Jai: Look, Boy. Ya wanna fuck with us? Huh, nerd? Well this is your chance.
Lennie: Yeah! Why do you still have Ken? Ken's a doll! He's not real! He's not talkative! You're just an Autistic Nerd!
Junior: One more thing.
Cody: WHAT?
Junior: You're moms a cow!
Barbie: *laughs*
Cody: WHAT?!
Jai: THE SUN IS A PLANET!!!!
Cody: OKAY!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! *STARTS BEATING JUNIOR UP!!!*
Junior: OW!!!! OW!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! CODY!!!!!! I!!!! OOOOWWWWW!!!!!
Barbie: Oh no!!!! Cody's beating up JUNIOR!!!!!
Jai: ARE YOU OKAY, JUNIOR?!?
Junior: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!
Harold: *starts filming on snapchat* WORLDSTAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Adulthood
ChickLitJai, Barbie And The Gang Are Adults (NOT REALLY). But Yeah! In Dream Mode Or Something, They Discover A Big Wide Stressful Life As 18-30 Year Olds.
