home run || karlnapity baseball au

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[btw ill be calling bbh "bad" and sapnap "sap" or "sapnap" in this story because theyre uncomfortable with being called theyre real names]

clay walked towards nick, his bat in hand. he flashed a lopsided grin from across the field, "hey, pandas! pitch to me!"

sapnap snorted, as if that was a dumb suggestion, "you better have your own bucket, you always hit mine over the fence."

he groaned. "but its all the way over there!" he whined as he pointed exaggeratedly in the opposite direction.

"pitch to yourself," sapnap suggested with a shrug.

"how am i supposed to do that?!" clay pleaded.

sapnap began to walk off, "youll find a way."

suddenly, another voice pitched in, "cmon sap! pitch to clay!"

he looked over towards the familiar voice, and, in all his catchers gear, stood karl.

he considered it for a moment before he piped in again, "i need to practice catching anyways, get over here clay."

clay threw a triumphant fist into the air, "woo!"

sapnap rolled his eyes before reluctantly trudging towards the pitchers mound, as a voice called out to him.

"blaire! look alive before i make you run!" coach phil hissed.

his posture immediately straightened as he jogged to the pitchers mound, his bucket of baseballs in his ungloved hand.

after quite a few strikes and even more baseballs gone over the fence, they decided to take a break while sapnap tried to recover as many as possible.

sapnap plopped onto the ground and groaned. "those are expensive clay! now i have to go in those stupid trees to find them!" sapnap complained.

from the outfield, alex called out to him, "youre going in the woods? i wanna go! can i come?"

sapnap grinned at the boys enthusiasm. he motioned him over, "yeah sure! karls coming too."

alex got visibly (how do you spell this help) happy at the fact, causing nicks stomach to churn, his mood had suddenly gone sour.

(this is where i realize wattpad deleted 200 words and i dont remember what i wrote)

karl giggled, clearly excited to spend time with alex. 'why did they have to want eachother, they should look at me like that,' sapnap thought to himself, though not exactly knowing why he wanted both of them to want him.

he brushed it off, before trudging in the direction of the forest at the edge of the field. he began to count on his fingers how many balls he was missing, before feeling a weight on his back that made him stumble backwards.

that weight happened to be karl, wrapping his legs around sapnaps waist and his arms loosely around his neck.

"my legs hurt from catching for so long, carry me," he said with a dramatic sigh.

sapnap complied, as alex followed closely behind, yelling out things such as, "youre selfish karlos! hogging my beloved sappy all to yourself!" while poking karl in the back with a stick.

sapnaps ears were filled with the noise of giggles and profanities being thrown at karl.

they had finally made it to the woods, and karl hopped off of sapnaps back. his legs were suddenly completely fine as he ran in the direction of their special clearing.

sapnap and alex ran after karl, finding him on his seat. they both went to their seats as well, which were just rocks that had taken a full hour to get all three moved.

suddenly, alex yelled out, "dammit! something shit on mine!"

karl and sapnap laughed as alex pouted. he ended up seated on the ground.

"are we just not gonna find my balls?" nick instantly regretted his choice of words.

karl and alex doubled over with laughter, before karl spoke up. "i mean we can if you want," he said while continuously (i cannot spell-) raising his eyebrows.

alex giggled as sapnaps face flushed. he punched karl in the arm, before standing up and walking away.

"nooo sap we love you! come backkk!" alex called out.

"we have to go back to practice you nimrods, get up."

they both stood with a groan. alex ran at sapnap, before junping on his back, "MY TURN, LET US WALK MY TRUSTY STEED."

sapnap seriously contemplated throwing him off.

but he didnt.

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a/n:

WOOOOO NEW BOOK, POGGERS

THANK YOU WATTPAD FOR DELETING 200 WORDS, HAHA

anyways my dog killed a mouse in my floor today, i cried