South Park Preferences

when you fall asleep on their lap

kyle broflovski |

- he would let you just sleep there because he knows you were tired that day

- literally smacked cartman's hand away from your face after he tried waking you up

- this bitch is protective over you, especially with cartman and kenny

- imagine if you cheated with sta.. i'm going to shut up now lmfao

stan marsh |

- he lets you lay there until he gets uncomfortable

- but he doesn't like wake you up rudely, he just keeps shifting around which is slightly annoying for you

- he lets you sleep on him when you guys are alone though because he prefers you laying on his chest not his lap

kenny mccormick |

- kenny instead wakes you up and offers for you to cuddle up in his parka with him

- don't worry though, ever since the first time you fell asleep on his lap, he started figuring out a way to wash his parka so it would be sanitary for you

- he loves you a lot guys because washing is expensive

eric cartman |

- acts like he hates it

- actually doesn't hate it and loves it

- only lets you do it for like 10 mins though because he doesn't want to seem like a softie

tweek tweak |

- he internally freaks out and does his best not to shake at all

- he ends up overthinking and shaking like crazy until craig snaps him out of it

- you somehow manage to not wake up until the end of class every time

craig tucker |

- he gives no fucks

- lets you sleep for however long you want, would skip class if you wanted to so you could sleep more

- literally flips anyone off who stares at you

- he is constantly playing with your hair while you're sleeping and being protective over you

- god.. i want a craig

token black |

- token lets you sleep until the next class

- he rubs your scalp while you're sleeping to make sure you're calm and feeling nice

- shushes clyde all the time for being too loud while your sleeping

clyde donovan |

- he literally gets so excited seeing you sleeping on his lap

- he jokes around sometimes and texts token that he's getting a blowjob and sends a picture of you

- token thinks its so dumb and tells you about it later lol

- clyde doesn't let anyone touch you and he is the only one allowed to wake you up, he made sure everyone knew that lmfao

butters stotch |

- he's so happy that you felt comfortable enough to fall asleep in his lap

- he's a literal pillow

- you love it and he does too

- like does this weird protective arm wrap whenever cartman comes over to talk to him while you're sleeping

- clyde sent you a picture of him doing that one day with the caption, "simp"