During a Death Eater meeting in the drawing room of Malfoy Manor.
Voldemort: ...and Dolohov will be in Diagon Alley incase Potter and that mudblood friend of his decide to get supplies from there.
Dolohov: Yes, my lord.
Voldemort: Is that everything on the agenda, Severus?
Severus: Yes, my lord.
Voldemort: Lovley. I think that wraps up today's meeting. So how about some ice cream?
Bellatrix: Great idea, my lord.
Severus: I beg your pardon, my lord. But I'm lactose intolerant.
Voldemort: *patting Severus' hand* Well. That's fine, Sev. We'll just have Frotescue make you a vegan ice cream.
Severus: But... but those vegan ones taste like rubbish, my lord.
Draco: *snickers a little before Lucius slaps him on the back of the head*
Voldemort: ....
Death Eaters: ...
Severus: ...
Voldemort: Well, what do you expect me to do then, Sev? I know I'm a brilliant wizard but I never claimed to know how to cure lactose intolerance.
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